[Angelica]

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34881925/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/

[The Scoundrel]

After the initial collapse on Wednesday evening, the floor started to cave in other parts of the room, and the stench of sewage crept into the clinic,

That wasn't sewage, that was the stench of fat cunts pervading the air with their sweat and stench breath. I really fuckin hate fat people, there's no excuse, you're not big boned and there's fuck all wrong with your thyroid you just stuff your stupid face full of high calorie food and do fuck all else except sit in your lazy boy chair munching chips and pizza doing fuck all exercise and wait for that stabbing pain in your left arm to release you from the daily dirge of trying to wipe your own arse crack without losing your forearm up your shitter for a day or so. As far as i can see if all weight watchers meetings ended up with a minor disaster that showed the flabby pricks just how abhorrent they are to the rest of society then all the better. Fatty Fucktards    

[deBauch]

Ever ridden one ?

[The Scoundrel]

Ever ridden one ?

Who hasn't? Even worse than seeing the greedy, guzzling cunts down the street without having their sweaty body next to yours when you wake up with a hangover. You should really be able to make a police complaint when that happens cos let's face it, it's tantamount to rape innit? You'd never fuck it if you were sober 

[THE BRA1N]

Funniest headline evah! 

How much do you weigh Scoundrel? You sound like a former fatty yourself who is resentful and hates to see the porkly plumpers chomping down on the ole KFC family bucket meal while you confine yourself to asparagus to keep from having to buy new pants.

[caskur]

Aww hell....someone mentioned KFC.....now I feel like popcorn chicken, fries and gravy...yummy!!!

[deBauch]

Who hasn't?

I had a go on one once to see what all the fuss was about, it was kinda like being on a warm marshmallow li-lo.  I'm glad I've checked it off the list but fuck seeing fat folds that could hold a banana ever again 

[THE BRA1N]

Aww hell....someone mentioned KFC.....now I feel like popcorn chicken, fries and gravy...yummy!!!

I bet when you go there you eat with a drumstick in each hand.

I love their popcorn chicken myself. 

[caskur]

I don't eat there...

I get it picked up and dropped off....now I am REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY......

All I have is eggs and toast....and it 8 am in the morning....KFC isn't opened...lol...worse luck..

[Fipronila]

HAAAAA

HAHAHA

Why is that cracking me up so effing bad?

HAHAHAHA!!

[caskur]

HAAAAA

HAHAHA

Why is that cracking me up so effing bad?

HAHAHAHA!!

Lemme guess….you’re secretly having a bong and you bought the weed from a guy who grows the best hydroponic weed in town?

[Fipronila]

No. I have to work for a living, I can't be a pot head anymore.

[Persephone]

HAAAAA

HAHAHA

Why is that cracking me up so effing bad?

HAHAHAHA!!

Because it's the funniest news story of the past week or two? 

[Fipronila]

That and the Jump story! blahaha!

[JimmyBlonde]

Ever ridden one ?

I have, tightest pussy ever.

It's simple physics.