Topic: Sarah Palin: Run for President or Do Porn? (Read 284 times)

THE BRA1N · « **on:** February 08, 2010, 03:26:13 PM »

Final results will be tweeted to http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA to help her decide whether to run for President (more precisely, to run for Republican nominee and represent them as their party's #1 choice out of over 50 million registered members, for President of the United States) or try something else more commensurate with her skill level since she seems to be having a difficult time pondering questions about her future and she listens to common people like us. Vote now!

thekid65 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:16:52 PM »

Porn. I'd hit it, as long as I could employ the use of a ball gag.

JimmyBlonde · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2010, 06:37:46 PM »

Well duh...

Porn of course.

Johnny Storm · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2010, 10:07:34 PM »

Quote from: thekid65 on February 08, 2010, 04:16:52 PM

Porn. I'd hit it, as long as I could employ the use of a ball gag.

she could use my left nut as a ball gag.

ladr · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2010, 02:39:35 PM »

Can't be any worse the obama.

Fez · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2010, 01:38:24 AM »

I want to see her in some weird japanese/german/arab porn mix... gangbang scat shower fest or something.

Give Bristrol something to aspire to.

theRabbit · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2010, 06:48:26 PM »

Why can't she do both? When she gets all tired an' shit with the Presidenting, she can just up and quit and start the poarn thing.

Johnny Storm · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2010, 10:41:16 PM »

Quote from: ladr on February 10, 2010, 02:39:35 PM

Can't be any worse the obama.

you old fucks are really something else...

seriously, you guys love W., but rail on O. I knew from the get go W. was a slacker born with a silver spoon in his mouth and I still gave him the benefit of the doubt. What does you and TWAP have against a self-made man?

~`caskur`~ · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:28:50 AM »

Quote from: THE BRA1N on February 08, 2010, 03:26:13 PM

Final results will be tweeted to http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA to help her decide whether to run for President (more precisely, to run for Republican nominee and represent them as their party's #1 choice out of over 50 million registered members, for President of the United States) or try something else more commensurate with her skill level since she seems to be having a difficult time pondering questions about her future and she listens to common people like us. Vote now!

what a stoopid poll.

Cookie Monster · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2010, 06:40:50 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Storm on February 11, 2010, 10:41:16 PM

you old fucks are really something else...

seriously, you guys love W., but rail on O. I knew from the get go W. was a slacker born with a silver spoon in his mouth and I still gave him the benefit of the doubt. What does you and TWAP have against a self-made man?

Not being a septic I dont really care but I would say that his support by fanny mae et all, his support for the policies that helped bring about the financial crisis, hi oposition to the surge in Irag all ask questions about his judgement. As does interfereing in the arrest of the professor, turning up in Copenhagen as the hoax begins to unravel also leave question marks.

I hope he does well, he will need health care reform to fail to acheive that but he isn't a total ignoramus.

cardtrick · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2010, 08:28:24 PM »

Quote from: Cookie Monster on February 12, 2010, 06:40:50 PM

Not being a septic I dont really care but I would say that his support by fanny mae et all, his support for the policies that helped bring about the financial crisis, hi oposition to the surge in Irag all ask questions about his judgement. As does interfereing in the arrest of the professor, turning up in Copenhagen as the hoax begins to unravel also leave question marks.

I hope he does well, he will need health care reform to fail to acheive that but he isn't a total ignoramus.

Tort reform!

That's your basic health-care initiative right there.

Taxing only NON-UNION citizens for health-care monies also sucks dog balls.

I don't care if a president is born rich or poor. It makes no difference when you look at the policies of the men elected to that office. In fact, every president up til Andrew Jackson was of land-owning patrician stock, and if they (plus Alexander Hamilton) were not acting in the country's best interest, we wouldn't be a country any more.

Everyone loves a rags-to-riches story in the US, and this somehow gives a guy from humble beginnings an edge in all media-generated storylines -- except, in this current climate when a humble-beginnings guy is named Lloyd Blankfein, who gets pilloried for doing his job well.

Anyway, it's interesting right now watching how many Congressional reps are bowing out of mid-term races. Both sides, too.

Cookie Monster · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2010, 08:48:01 PM »

Of course it is. when I was at uni studying economics of law the US healthcare system was the carbon copy of a fucked up legal system, ambulance chasing, risk averse surgeons and litigation crazy patients,

Thats why I posted elsewere that the US is stuffed as the Democrats are stuffed full of lawyers, You would know this cardy if you stalked my posts like AW, MrsC and furry fapper do. Oh well, theres time, your only human....or are you?

cardtrick · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2010, 09:04:07 PM »

Quote from: Cookie Monster on February 12, 2010, 08:48:01 PM

Of course it is. when I was at uni studying economics of law the US healthcare system was the carbon copy of a fucked up legal system, ambulance chasing, risk averse surgeons and litigation crazy patients,

Thats why I posted elsewere that the US is stuffed as the Democrats are stuffed full of lawyers, You would know this cardy if you stalked my posts like AW, MrsC and furry fapper do. Oh well, theres time, your only human....or are you?

Oh, ask Bra1n. I've been banging the drum about the trial lawyers lobby since FC.

Right now, the most powerful man in my state government is also a lawyer employed by a huge personal-injury firm. This man is not obliged to privide details of his work there, according to laws he has had a hand in drafting as an Albany lawmaker.

When you compare that to the recent uproar in the UK over MP's shunting discretionary pennies for moats and porn vids, you boys have nothing on our corrupt ways.

deBauch · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2010, 09:53:18 PM »

Having scoured the planet for some Yank acquaintences only to finally find some* on the internet five years ago I noted that any political discussion with the fuckers would rarely stray beyond..."that Bush fellas a fucking freak"...that was pretty much it...thats all changed innit

*apart from Steve & Bill the Boeing engineers from Seattle

theWiz · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2010, 09:37:21 PM »

It seems to be dead here but it's a most salient poll...crossposting.

JimmyBlonde · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2010, 11:51:26 PM »

Sarah Palin...

America's emerging untintentional beat-poet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF_t1A8LGzg&feature=player_embedded
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IDOLGIRL · « **Reply #16 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:05:10 AM »

Good post, JimmyBlonde!

Whoever writes that woman's speeches should be shot in the eyeball with a flaming marshmallow.

JimmyBlonde · « **Reply #17 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:12:47 AM »

Quote from: IDOLGIRL on March 02, 2010, 07:05:10 AM

Good post, JimmyBlonde!

Whoever writes that woman's speeches should be shot in the eyeball with a flaming marshmallow.

Thanks IGgy :)

Maybe her speech writer just knows that she is stupid enough to read anything that she is handed and is really milking it for the lulz.

IDOLGIRL · « **Reply #18 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:29:14 AM »

Quote from: JimmyBlonde on March 02, 2010, 07:12:47 AM

Thanks IGgy :)

Maybe her speech writer just knows that she is stupid enough to read anything that she is handed and is really milking it for the lulz.

if that's the case (and it certainly makes sense..much more sense than the speeches being taken seriously), then the speech writer should be given the much sought after Epic Lulz award..I'm off to find a suitable trophy

And the picture of Palin with her cheat sheet written on her hand? I mean...really now. Isn't that what they make 3 x 5 index cards for?

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