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Egbert the Eldar

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The Eldars move amongst you
« on: February 17, 2010, 04:44:17 pm »
All of your cards are marked and your chickens have come home to roost. We move amongst you.

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2010, 05:29:55 pm »
Excellent. Whilst you're wandering/moving around, there's a few beer cans on the floor, and a couple ashtrays need emptying. Be a good chap and take care of those, willya?

Thanks man.

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2010, 06:28:06 pm »
You would think this Eldar person would have chosen a better name than Egbert.  I can't take anyone seriously with a name like that.  :slap:
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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2010, 06:42:29 pm »
I've been kind of wondering if it's Eldar, or Elder. You know those how whacko Brits spell.....

If it's Elder, then obviously it's a position of importance in the Mormon church. Who would hanve thunk it...a Mormon tranny....

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2010, 06:45:05 pm »
Its pronounced Eldaaaaaaaaaaar.
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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2010, 06:49:13 pm »
WTF is an Eldar?

I kinda liked being the only space cadet here...
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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 11:41:05 am »
We move amongst you.


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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 11:48:29 am »
Jest away fools you know not who is amongst you. WE are amongst you, watching your every move, every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, especially the bond breaking bit, that shits expensive.

We've seen things you people can only dream of, attacking transvestites on fire on the shoulders of young Ryan, we used to kick our way through autumns leafy gown, we always loved that time of year he he heeeer.

You have been warned. We make the freemasons look like a bunch of Billy no mates and we've made more people "disappear" than David Blane on piece work.

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2010, 12:46:17 pm »
WE ARE WATCHING AND WAITING  :stir:

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2010, 12:51:43 pm »
Well you can feel free to watch me not giving a tiny toss.
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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2010, 06:29:42 pm »
Why won't you people take us SERIOUSLY  :hammer:

You think its FUCKING EASY being head honcho of a sinister underground BDSM society ? Have you got any fucking idea how many no shows we get at our meetings because people are tied up ?  I could have joined SPECTRE !  THRUSH headhunted me straight out of the scouts and said they'd even chuck in an underground island base and white furry cat but I chose to be amongst the Eldars because the record speaks for itself......

Sarah Palin - ours

That HAMAS guy the other day - us

Disposable eco friendly ball gag drip tray - us and Marks & Spencers

Alexander Litvinenko - us

The Hanger Lane gyratory system - us

FUCK WITH US....GO ON !!!!


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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2010, 07:22:46 pm »
I reckon your Thunder and I claim my free pass to the next Eldar meeting at the LFF.
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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2010, 08:10:40 pm »
I reckon your Thunder and I claim my free pass to the next Eldar meeting at the LFF.


He knows too much.

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2010, 08:31:54 pm »
You would think this Eldar person would have chosen a better name than Egbert.  I can't take anyone seriously with a name like that.  :slap:


It means "bright sword".

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 06:32:56 pm »
Yea I reckon I have most of them pegged, secret Eldar motifs on their zimmer frames and drool bibs. Phoney Pikey cum cockney backslang and a funny "rubber underpants" walk.
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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2010, 12:36:50 am »
Do you cunts have any idea what time it is ?  5.30 am thats what it is. Its no fucking picnic being an Eldar !

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2010, 03:58:30 pm »
Do you cunts have any idea what time it is ?  5.30 am thats what it is. Its no fucking picnic being an Eldar !


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As an Eldar, what is your responsibility re: keeping catgirl under control?

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2010, 05:37:06 pm »
Do you cunts have any idea what time it is ?  5.30 am thats what it is. Its no fucking picnic being an Eldar !


What is the average Amphetamine intake of an Eldar on a daily basis? Just to the nearest ounce would do  :snack: Oh, and is the shrivelled penis look in at the BDSM raves this year or do you have implants?

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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2010, 06:57:57 pm »
They hang from the ceiling on wires hovering above the kinksters, occaisionally drooling on someone for one reason or another.

ever wonder why fetish clubs are dimley lit?

QED
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Re: The Eldars move amongst you
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2010, 07:13:51 pm »
We hover amongst you  :wheelchair:


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