I would be pleased to hear from anyone in the rail industry.
You're in luck son...I was on the railways for over five years !!!! It was low level at first, whacking off in the shitters and corridors but I soon mastered beating one off under newspapers which gave me access to the seated carriages then I was in commuter time jagoff heaven. It all ended horribly on the 7.15 to Clapham Common with a hot cup of Starbucks, an irate female banker and a starring slot on the sex offenders register.
I'm on the buses now if you need any advice about them but I'm hoping to move up to stretch party limo's soon

HTH