Topic: Working with brown-nosers

[b.k. barunt]

Interesting idea, but I'll pass.

Funnily enough, I now don't have to do anything to show she doesn't do work. Whilst I was off for two days a few weeks ago, she was asked on the first day to set the customer up on the billing platform that we use.....she didn't and now the customer has had three weeks of free service....and my bosses aren't happy with her :D

If i might offer a tip from "Barunt's Office Tips":

Battery acid. A small syringe filled with battery acid is a creative way to anonymously fuck someone's head up. A squirt or two on an article of clothing and no one's to notice - until the clothing goes thru the wash. After the third or fourth time it happens the target begins to go a bit mad. Good times.


Honibaz

[deBauch]

How fucking cool is that 

The fucker slowly goes to pieces right in front of you until.... 

Can you fuck with the syringe dosage...up it for the full work related shooting experience 

[thekid65]

Can you fuck with the syringe dosage...up it for the full work related shooting experience 

If you want that type of experience, replace the Sulfuric acid with Hydrofluoric acid. Shit goes right to the bone, and like the Energizer Bunny, just keeps going, and going, and going....

[b.k. barunt]

How fucking cool is that 

The fucker slowly goes to pieces right in front of you until.... 

Can you fuck with the syringe dosage...up it for the full work related shooting experience 

Well you can always escalte things, but i find that a bit of subtlety goes a long way insofar as driving someone fooking nutz.

I worked as a union steward while doing a 17 year stint with the Post Office and had an official there set his sights on me. I decided to broaden his narrow assed mind and send him various magazine subscriptions. Every - and i do mean every - magazine i delivered i would remove the subscription card, fill out his name and address and check the "please bill me later" box. His mailman was a friend of mine and he told me that the guy begged him to stop delivering all magazines - my friend of course replied that this would not be in line with postal regulations.

After i'd treated him to over a hundred various subscriptions, from "Better Homes and Gardens" to "Penthouse Forum", i delivered the coup d' gras. I went to a news stand, bought a copy of a gay magazine called "Studly", filled out the card and sent that and a money order for $30 (no "please bill me later box) in. One added twist though - i put down his name, but his next door neighbor's address. Shwing!


Honibaz

[Persephone]

Well you can always escalte things, but i find that a bit of subtlety goes a long way insofar as driving someone fooking nutz.

I worked as a union steward while doing a 17 year stint with the Post Office and had an official there set his sights on me. I decided to broaden his narrow assed mind and send him various magazine subscriptions. Every - and i do mean every - magazine i delivered i would remove the subscription card, fill out his name and address and check the "please bill me later" box. His mailman was a friend of mine and he told me that the guy begged him to stop delivering all magazines - my friend of course replied that this would not be in line with postal regulations.

After i'd treated him to over a hundred various subscriptions, from "Better Homes and Gardens" to "Penthouse Forum", i delivered the coup d' gras. I went to a news stand, bought a copy of a gay magazine called "Studly", filled out the card and sent that and a money order for $30 (no "please bill me later box) in. One added twist though - i put down his name, but his next door neighbor's address. Shwing!


Honibaz

ROFL!!! Remind me never to get you mad at me!

[deBauch]

One added twist though - i put down his name, but his next door neighbor's address. Shwing!

The Postman Always Shwings Twice ?   

[b.k. barunt]

Yes. At the very least.


Honibaz