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For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« on: November 07, 2008, 06:14:58 PM »

Obama's Top 10 agenda for America.

1. Change the national pass time from baseball to dog fighting
2. Change apple pie and hot dogs to watermelon and fried chicken
3. Get a new Presidential limo, Pink with crush red interior
4. change the national anthem to Boyz in the Hood
5. Name Colt 45 the official beer of America.
6. Pardon OJ
7. Make coverage of Gold teeth part of Universal Health care.
8. Replace Juice in school lunches with Red Cool-aid.
9. Make Ebonics the official language of the US.
10.Legalize crack.
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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 09:05:14 PM »

I don't think that's funny.Those are tasteless jokes. With the election of the first African American President I was hoping we could get past all the racial bigotry that has hurt all our peoples for that last 500 years. Can't we get past being black Americans and white Americans and brown Americans and just be AMERICANS?

Can't we put this racism past us now and everyone just go back to hating the Jews the way God intended it to be?

~That would be nice-Meshuga~
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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 09:47:26 PM »

I don't think that's funny.Those are tasteless jokes. With the election of the first African American President I was hoping we could get past all the racial bigotry that has hurt all our peoples for that last 500 years. Can't we get past being black Americans and white Americans and brown Americans and just be AMERICANS?

Can't we put this racism past us now and everyone just go back to hating the Jews the way God intended it to be?

~That would be nice-Meshuga~

Nele, you are taking it all out of context, go read the dream fulfilled thread, I feel that the election of Obama DESPITE him being black has fulfilled MLK's, "From the color of their skin to the content of their character."

This was a tongue in cheek joke as if I was letting the right winger's in on "The real agenda" since so many of them think Obama has a secret "Anti-American" agenda.
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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 10:04:44 PM »

Racial harmony is well and good as long as we don't forget to keep an eye on those damn sneaky Jews..

~Not for ONE SECOND I tell you!~
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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2008, 09:30:33 AM »

Why is it addressed to me? i dont even know what cool aid is, is it something like the peace corp?


Pretty fucking lame anyway.

For the first and last time I am not racist. I dont really care about racist jokes as they are not often very good. When I started on messageboards I started telling racist jokes but that just attracted pigeon chested goinks who thought posting the word nigger was cool and people sending me pms saying they thought hitler was right and other fucked up crap. Thats not the kind of people I wish to attract or entertain. I would rather not be a moron magnet.

Hankins can do good racial humour, when I'm flamming with poo on f4$ and start posting in 70's jive etc thats funny.
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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2008, 11:27:47 AM »

Why is it addressed to me? i dont even know what cool aid is, is it something like the peace corp?


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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2008, 11:51:54 AM »

It's all stolen...but good stuff:

Mother's Day will be renamed Baby Momma Day...Father Day will be cancelled.

KFC will now stand for Kentucky Fried Freedom.

21 gun salute will be replaced by pouring out a 40.

Government health insurance will be expanded to cover "dental enhancement".

John McCain will be required to showcase all seven of his houses on MTV Cribs.

The future Barrack Obama library will be the first library/liquor store on earth.

Instead of veto power it will hence forth be known simply as "Nigga Please".
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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2008, 12:06:51 PM »

It's all stolen...but good stuff:

Mother's Day will be renamed Baby Momma Day...Father Day will be cancelled.

KFC will now stand for Kentucky Fried Freedom.

21 gun salute will be replaced by pouring out a 40.

Government health insurance will be expanded to cover "dental enhancement".

John McCain will be required to showcase all seven of his houses on MTV Cribs.

The future Barrack Obama library will be the first library/liquor store on earth.

Instead of veto power it will hence forth be known simply as "Nigga Please".

LMAO, esp at the last one.  :lmao:

Unfortunately for the haters, Obama doesnt fit many of the stereotypes so they fall flat with him. They would have been more apt with a president Al Sharpton or president Diddy.

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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2008, 01:40:11 PM »

I dunno, maybe it's because of where I live, but I hear so much "nigga pleeze" and "bitch pleeze" every day that I don't even notice anymore.  It wasn't that way when I was growing up deep in the heart of white bread suburban Long Island, but I've noticed that the people who are most touchy about so-called racist humor are the ones who are either a) so un-used to being around people of other cultures that they're terrified of rattling any cages, or b) clandestinely racist and hoping no one finds out about it.

I DO, however, have a few black women friends who take great exception to both the words "nigga/nigger" and "bitch," and vocally so.  Particularly with the word nigger, they take exception to its incredibly casual usage over the last decade or so, because these women, in their 40's and older, remember quite clearly a time in this country when that word was fraught with all the bitter hatred and racial superiority that people these days merely talk about.  In their lifetimes, blacks were forced to the back of the bus, to use separate rest facilities, separate lunch counters, separate water fountains.  A biracial couple walking down 2nd Ave. doesn't even cause a batted eye today; these women remember when it would have caused a beating to both parties.

I have an irreverent sense of humor (I love the idea of Baby Mama Day), but I think it does us well to remember that words do in fact carry power, and I believe it's wrong to try to defuse or neutralize the power of some words by diluting them over time and turning them into a joke. It would be dangerous for us as a people to forget just how recently in this country's history it was that I would have been risking an assault merely for having coffee at Starbucks with one of my black girlfriends, or she courting a beating for walking with me on 105th St.  Not saying we shouldn't laugh at ourselves, or that Phoenix' post isn't hilarious; just that we need to remain mindful of WHY.
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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 02:07:27 AM »

Instead of veto power it will hence forth be known simply as "Nigga Please".

LMAO

Most of the ones posted are too old to be funny.
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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2008, 09:29:57 AM »

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Re: For TWAP, Thad, and Cookiemonster
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2008, 05:21:27 PM »

It's nice to see you spend your internet time constructively, Nele.  :rotf:
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