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Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« on: December 04, 2008, 10:32:56 AM »

1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch?

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck?

3 How many fights, with fists have you been involved in?

4. whats the weirdest thing you have eaten?

5.Have you ever killed a mammal?

6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence?

7. Have you ever contemplated suicide or attempted it?

8. Have you been in a position with also the likleyhood that you would kill someone?

9 Which Actress would you like to tie you up and fuck you up the arse with a strap-on?

10. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

11. Ever had a sexual disease and which one?

12. Whats the greatest act of kindness you have shown another human being?

13. Whats the most wanton act of creulty you have inflicted on someone?

14. whats your worse act of Gluttony/munchies?

15. Which is your strongest hate and at whom/what?

16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done?

17 Whats the hardest decision you ever made?

18 Do you consider yourself evil?

19. Are you Damned and will you ever be redeamed?

20. Does this survey beat the unadulterated crap out of Bra1ns faggoty survey?

21. ever had the shit kicked out of you? Bad enough for hospital?

22. ever kicked the shit out of someone? Bad enough for hospital?


Answer bitches, :hammer: :hammer:


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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 12:23:14 PM »

I'll get back to you on this fucker when a few inquiries to my lawyers have been answered  :wheelchair:
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 01:42:05 PM »


1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch?

Use to be Michael Moore up to the election; right now I would say Sean Hannity.

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck?

That's a tough one to narrow down. Probably some porn slut or some ripped athletic chick like Lolo Jones.

3 How many fights, with fists have you been involved in?

LOL, not counting the ones i trained and competed in for about 8 years, around 3-4 between the ages of 18 - 24.

4. whats the weirdest thing you have eaten?

condensed milk covered pussy

5.Have you ever killed a mammal?

I ran over a cat by accident and didnt feel good about it.

6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence?

Illegal lane change and speeding; fine and points on my license.


7. Have you ever contemplated suicide or attempted it?

No


8. Have you been in a position with also the likleyhood that you would kill someone?

No

9 Which Actress would you like to tie you up and fuck you up the arse with a strap-on?

Maybe the lady married to Brad Pitt.... what's her name?

10. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

16 or 17, i forget which but i was in high school.

11. Ever had a sexual disease and which one?

no

12. Whats the greatest act of kindness you have shown another human being?

i can't quantify kindness.

13. Whats the most wanton act of creulty you have inflicted on someone?

nothing comes to mind

14. whats your worse act of Gluttony/munchies?

I once ate about 3-4 lbs of ribs in an all you can eat night with a bunch of college friends to see who could eat the most. I won but almost had to go to the hospital afterwards. I thought I was going to die for the 6-8 hours after that.


to be continued...

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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 02:38:39 PM »


1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch?

n/a

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck?

Keith Olbermann

3 How many fights, with fists have you been involved in?

none

4. whats the weirdest thing you have eaten?

an earthworm

5.Have you ever killed a mammal?

with my vehicle

6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence?

none

7. Have you ever contemplated suicide or attempted it?

nope

8. Have you been in a position with also the likleyhood that you would kill someone?

every weekend

9 Which Actress would you like to tie you up and fuck you up the arse with a strap-on?

n/a

10. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

not old enough

11. Ever had a sexual disease and which one?

nope

12. Whats the greatest act of kindness you have shown another human being?

too many to list

13. Whats the most wanton act of creulty you have inflicted on someone?

too many to list

14. whats your worse act of Gluttony/munchies?

hmmmm, the first time i ever smoked weed i ate an entire cornish game hen, a can of cheeze whiz, and a tub of cool whip

15. Which is your strongest hate and at whom/what?

hate is a very strong word. i detest religion.


16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done?

i don't kiss and tell

17 Whats the hardest decision you ever made?

divorce

18 Do you consider yourself evil?

i don't believe in the word or what it stands for


19. Are you Damned and will you ever be redeamed?

nope and n/a

20. Does this survey beat the unadulterated crap out of Bra1ns faggoty survey?

havent seen it yet

21. ever had the shit kicked out of you? Bad enough for hospital?

nope

22. ever kicked the shit out of someone? Bad enough for hospital?

nope


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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 03:11:32 PM »


1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch?

Steve Martin

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck?

Jessica Alba


3 How many fights, with fists have you been involved in?

Lots

4. whats the weirdest thing you have eaten?

To many to list traveling Asia. Although dog isnt as bad as you would think. 

5.Have you ever killed a mammal?

Yes

6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence?

Assault, court costs as the judge ruled justified assault

7. Have you ever contemplated suicide or attempted it?

No its for losers

8. Have you been in a position with also the likleyhood that you would kill someone?

Yes

9 Which Actress would you like to tie you up and fuck you up the arse with a strap-on?

Not my thing, fag (I'm not English)

10. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

15

11. Ever had a sexual disease and which one?

no

12. Whats the greatest act of kindness you have shown another human being?

Pass

13. Whats the most wanton act of creulty you have inflicted on someone?

Pass

14. whats your worse act of Gluttony/munchies?

Stupid question

15. Which is your strongest hate and at whom/what?

as above

16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done?

Does sex in public count?

17 Whats the hardest decision you ever made?

Margaretta or Mai Tai

18 Do you consider yourself evil?

No

19. Are you Damned and will you ever be redeamed?

No

20. Does this survey beat the unadulterated crap out of Bra1ns faggoty survey?

No, but if it makes you feel better, Yes ok it is

21. ever had the shit kicked out of you? Bad enough for hospital?

no

22. ever kicked the shit out of someone? Bad enough for hospital?

You dont hang around long enough to inquire about how they feel.



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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 03:39:13 PM »

1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch?

Steve Martin


LMAO, the comedian?  :lmao:
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 04:31:40 PM »

i know! poor Steve Martin!

I guess if I had to punch someone famous it would be Andy Rooney. That mother fucker irks me.
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 04:35:22 PM »

LMAO, the comedian?  :lmao:

Yeah I hate that fucker. He just pisses me off, the 6 fingered banjo picking bastard
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 04:38:15 PM »

Yeah I hate that fucker. He just pisses me off, the 6 fingered banjo picking bastard

the first sex dream i can ever recall involved steve martin, when i was a young teen, before i ever even had sex. it was bizarre.  :vc:
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 04:47:24 PM »

1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch?

[color=pinkEddie Izzard[/color]

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck?

Sarah Michelle Gellar

3 How many fights, with fists have you been involved in?

100's

4. whats the weirdest thing you have eaten?

Sheeps bra1n

5.Have you ever killed a mammal?

yes

6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence?

ABH on a copper.

7. Have you ever contemplated suicide or attempted it?

Thought about it once only

8. Have you been in a position with also the likleyhood that you would kill someone?

yes, ex-forces

9 Which Actress would you like to tie you up and fuck you up the arse with a strap-on?

Well a full on orgy with, Gillian Anderson, Sigorny Weaver and the lass named above. Bra1n you mean angelina Jolie, but dani qualifies as an actress if you like. :rotf:

10. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

15

11. Ever had a sexual disease and which one?

Crabs at 17

12. Whats the greatest act of kindness you have shown another human being?

too many to list

13. Whats the most wanton act of creulty you have inflicted on someone?

not saying

14. whats your worse act of Gluttony/munchies?

Had 4 filet of fish at mcD's on the way out and 3 hours later had 3 more on the way home years ago. Munchies, An entire family pack of frosties, dry when the milk run out.

15. Which is your strongest hate and at whom/what?

I fucking hate pikeys


16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done?

Needle play as a Demo bunny in a fetish club. Having a contest with a friend whos a raving sado-masocist and I'm not and it was my first time. 2 Pro-Dommes stuck us and I "won" with 35 needles in my back.

17 Whats the hardest decision you ever made?

To do public needle play in a fetish club. Theres another but its to raw.

18 Do you consider yourself evil?

Not really


19. Are you Damned and will you ever be redeamed?

I'll be damned if I give a fuck

20. Does this survey beat the unadulterated crap out of Bra1ns faggoty survey?

Of course

21. ever had the shit kicked out of you? Bad enough for hospital?

[/coYep oncelor]

22. ever kicked the shit out of someone? Bad enough for hospital?

yep but dont hang about for flashing blue lights

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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 04:53:45 PM »

i should correct mine, it wasnt an earthworm per se, but it was that worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila. i dont know what theyre called but it was still a worm.
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 05:44:48 PM »

Oh yuck I couldn't eat one of those blahhh! I have a bottle of mescal in there with one in it I refuse to open. I have yet to see a bottle of tequila with a worm in it. Is it just in America they dont' sell it or the west?


1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch? - Oh boy there's lots. Probably... right now... Plaxico Buress haha

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck? - Oy... Beckham or maybe Taye Diggs

3 How many fights, with fists have you been involved in? - 2

4. whats the weirdest thing you have eaten? - a noodly appendage from some shit ass wanna be mexican place.

5.Have you ever killed a mammal? - I opened my neighbor's door once and her dog ran out and got hit by a car. I feel like I killed it.

6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence? - Speeding. Almost $300

7. Have you ever contemplated suicide or attempted it? - Yep once

8. Have you been in a position with also the likleyhood that you would kill someone? - no.

9 Which Actress would you like to tie you up and fuck you up the arse with a strap-on? - Don't like chicks man.

10. How old were you when you lost your virginity? - 14

11. Ever had a sexual disease and which one? - No

12. Whats the greatest act of kindness you have shown another human being? - Can't think of anything.

13. Whats the most wanton act of creulty you have inflicted on someone? - Can't think of anything

14. whats your worse act of Gluttony/munchies? - Getting stoned every night in Germany making all kinds of food - but the ice cream sundaes we made were fricking awesome. Probably not as awesome not stoned though.

15. Which is your strongest hate and at whom/what? - People who are judgmental and intolerant of others because they don't fit their own ideals. They are ignorant assholes and need to be abolished. I guess that's judgemental of me. Oh and people who drive when I am trying to.

16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done? - I can't disclose this type of thing.

17 Whats the hardest decision you ever made? - I'm with PoP - Divorce was the hardest one.

18 Do you consider yourself evil? - no

19. Are you Damned and will you ever be redeamed? - what.

20. Does this survey beat the unadulterated crap out of Bra1ns faggoty survey? no.

21. ever had the shit kicked out of you? Bad enough for hospital? Yes, No.

22. ever kicked the shit out of someone? Bad enough for hospital? Yes, No.


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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 06:08:56 PM »

Oh yuck I couldn't eat one of those blahhh! I have a bottle of mescal in there with one in it I refuse to open. I have yet to see a bottle of tequila with a worm in it. Is it just in America they dont' sell it or the west?


i have no idea. i ate the worm when i was like 17.
it was the most drunk i've ever been and i couldn't even will myself to vomit. i wound up passed out in just my panties on the back porch of my boyfriends grandmothers house, in the middle of march! i was shaken into consciousness by a little old cuban woman crying "ay dios mios" over and over.  :rotf:
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 07:38:38 PM »

dani you cant stay out of  this thread can you?  :stir::rotf:

i should of uni-sexed the questions, I'm forgetting that bra1n likes an entrage of harpies following him about. :stir: :rotf:

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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2008, 08:30:49 PM »

whatever... :confused:
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2008, 08:39:53 PM »

whatever... :confused:

Would you lay of the creepy eyed smilie, its doing my fucking head in.
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2008, 09:58:16 PM »

Lets see, where was I....

15. Which is your strongest hate and at whom/what?

That's a profound question. Im going to go with loud, obnoxious, attention craving people. Or maybe terrorism/terrorists.

16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done?

Copulate with my gf in the water on a crowded beach while trying to look like I wasnt. It was more of a challenge trying to do it than an enjoyable sex act.  :vc:

17 Whats the hardest decision you ever made?

Deciding which law school to attend. I was admitted to places in different geographical locations of the US and at the time I was thinking about how my decision would affect my career, where I would live, even perhaps my future wife and kids from among my classmates. It was an Enchantment Under the Sea /Back to the Future moment for me knowing that my life could be completely different depending on where I moved to. As it turned out, I didnt marry anyone from my class nor do I have any kids yet. Sometimes, I over-analyze things a bit too much.  :lol:

18 Do you consider yourself evil?

Not the least bit.


19. Are you Damned and will you ever be redeamed?

Whawha What?

20. Does this survey beat the unadulterated crap out of Bra1ns faggoty survey?

Haha, you suck you gay muppet fellating faggit!

21. ever had the shit kicked out of you? Bad enough for hospital?

Yes. In a college bar I was sucker punched and jumped by three guys. They beat my ass pretty good after i went to ground and I had to go to the hospital to get stitches and x-rays. I was fucked up for about a week after that.

22. ever kicked the shit out of someone? Bad enough for hospital?

Dont know, I dont usually stay around to find out after a fight but I have a related story. One time in a karate tourney i was matched up with a hapless schmuck who couldnt defend himself and shouldnt have been allowed to compete. The guy was a complete stiff.

Anyway, there's not suppose to be any contact to the head with a fist. You throw a punch and stop right in front of the target to show proper control and form and that's how you get a point. Well, just as I was achieving full extension on a reverse punch, this dork moved head first right into my fist and got knocked the fuck out. I of course got disqualified and was livid that I was out of the tourney in my first match on account of that stiff so I left to go to McDonalds with a buddy to get some lunch and came back to watch the rest of the competition.

Just as I got back there, there was a fire truck and fire rescue with the lights on and they were taking someone away. So we walk in and asked what happened and that's when they told me that after we left, the same guy who I nailed collapsed and started going into convulsions so they called 911. I was like HOLY SHIT, I hope he's okay then I look over and see his family or friends staring at me like they wanted to kill me. I think I saw them another time after that in another tourney because some people that looked like and reminded me of them were giving me the same nasty "THAT'S HIM" look.
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2008, 09:59:10 AM »

1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch? Ashton Kucher, the little asshole

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck? The lead singer from Empire Hideous. Oh, wait...

3 How many fights, with fists have you been involved in? Um lots, but I never threw a punch. It's a long story.

4. whats the weirdest thing you have eaten? I guess rattlesnake.

5.Have you ever killed a mammal? No.

6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence? N/A

7. Have you ever contemplated suicide or attempted it? I'm not answering this (but lots of people want to kill me)

8. Have you been in a position with also the likleyhood that you would kill someone? No

9 Which Actress would you like to tie you up and fuck you up the arse with a strap-on? Kevin Spacey  :rotf:

10. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Too young

11. Ever had a sexual disease and which one? Nope

12. Whats the greatest act of kindness you have shown another human being? I've never been kind to anyone in my entire life. I'm Satan in a skirt.

13. Whats the most wanton act of creulty you have inflicted on someone? N/A

14. whats your worse act of Gluttony/munchies? I ate a whole pint of Haagen Dazs coffee ice cream in one sitting, straight out of the container.

15. Which is your strongest hate and at whom/what? I don't hate anyone, although I'm not overly fond of one or two people.

16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done? That has yet to be determined.

17 Whats the hardest decision you ever made? Divorce

18 Do you consider yourself evil? No, but most other people do.

19. Are you Damned and will you ever be redeamed? WTH?

20. Does this survey beat the unadulterated crap out of Bra1ns faggoty survey? No, they're equal, stop being so competitive.

21. ever had the shit kicked out of you? Bad enough for hospital? Yeah

22. ever kicked the shit out of someone? Bad enough for hospital? Nope

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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2008, 05:00:07 PM »

Quote 1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch?-Tom Hanks

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck? -Barbara Walters

3 How many fights, with fists have you been involved in?- Lots

4. whats the weirdest thing you have eaten?-Gater

5.Have you ever killed a mammal?-Yes
I hit a beautiful Doberman who was running across route 41 didn`t see him coming ,didn`t know him and I felt horrible.
I`ve shot wild hogs in the everglades and they`re yummy.

6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence?
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1971 breaking and entering-6 months youth correctional center
1972 Armed robbery-1 year youth correctional center
1983 or 84 I don`t remember exactly Assault-probation
I`ve been a pretty good camper since I moved to Fla. :vc:

7. Have you ever contemplated suicide or attempted it?
No, however I`ve woken up a few mornings and wished I were dead.


8. Have you been in a position with also the likleyhood that you would kill someone?-Yes

9 Which Actress would you like to tie you up and fuck you up the arse with a strap-on?-Angelina Jolie wearing that pleather little number she wore in Mr and Mrs Smith. Hypothetically of course.:-)~

10. How old were you when you lost your virginity?-14

11. Ever had a sexual disease and which one?- crabs

12. Whats the greatest act of kindness you have shown another human being?-I suppose every small act we show on a daily basis is our greatest act . Isn`t it.

13. Whats the most wanton act of creulty you have inflicted on someone?- pass

14. whats your worse act of Gluttony/munchies?-pass

15. Which is your strongest hate and at whom/what?-Only my shrink knows for sure.

16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done?-Orgy

17 Whats the hardest decision you ever made?- I can`t decide.

18 Do you consider yourself evil?- no

19. Are you Damned and will you ever be redeamed?-Aren`t we all?Won`t we all.

20. Does this survey beat the unadulterated crap out of Bra1ns faggoty survey?-yes

21. ever had the shit kicked out of you? Bad enough for hospital?-yes

22. ever kicked the shit out of someone? Bad enough for hospital?-yes
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Re: Whats your Favourite.... Adult version.
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2008, 05:35:37 PM »


Quote 1. What famous person other than politician you would most like to punch?-Tom Hanks

omg! why!?

2. What famous person other than politician you would most like to fuck? -Barbara Walters

oh, i can definitely see you tapping that wrinkly old ass. youre such a beast master.  :vc:



6. Whats the most serious offense you have been convicted of and what was the sentence?
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1971 breaking and entering-6 months youth correctional center
1972 Armed robbery-1 year youth correctional center
1983 or 84 I don`t remember exactly Assault-probation
I`ve been a pretty good camper since I moved to Fla. :vc:

quite frankly, i'm appalled you hoodlum! where did you break into and why?

16. Whats the kinkiest thing you have done?-Orgy

thats considered kinky? i thought that was just being promiscuous. ok, add that to mine. "toga" party in college :vc:

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