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I'm starting my own religion.
« on: December 11, 2008, 06:37:25 PM »

Based on the teachings of the profit G'Kar.

This is were he faced opression.





This is when he had an epiphaney.



I'm looking for a few more of his great speachs, do not mock his holy spotty head.

Btw
Blasphemers and heretics will be put to death.
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2008, 06:44:01 PM »

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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2008, 06:50:44 PM »

I'm on board  :wheelchair:

You're pretty weird but nowhere near L Ron Hubbard weird plus being a despicably twisted pervert I'd imagine that this new gig will have a heavy sexual bias and hopefully not include a Jones family style ending.

As I'm signed up early I guess that I get some plum role up in the knob polishing hierarchy.  Can you sort me out with some sort of inquisitorial role going heavy with the accusations and a side salad of nipple clamps.

Ta  :rudolp:
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2008, 07:07:11 PM »

standard issue of 72 virgins in an all inclusive package.
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2008, 07:24:18 PM »

If he gets 72 then I want 73!

Better yet, give me 73 sluts. I dont want to have to deal with any fucking amateurs!
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2008, 07:50:06 PM »

Remember in "The Magnificent Seven" where Yul and Steve are rocking around town signing dudes up ?

*gives the 3 fingers sign*

Its going to take us fucking centuries to over take the heavy hitters like the Christians & Muslims so I reckon baby steps and achievable goals.  This time next year we are going to be bigger than that doomsday sect that holed up in a cave in Russia who believed that the entire world was a polyp in Vladimir Putins ass ?!? 
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2008, 08:32:49 PM »

I cant as yet find the other 2 i am looking for, I will quest for the lost scrolls tomorrow.
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2008, 11:44:48 PM »

I cant as yet find the other 2 i am looking for, I will quest for the lost scrolls tomorrow.


There goes any chance of sleep for me
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2008, 12:53:51 AM »

I'm in if I can have beers.
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2008, 08:40:22 PM »

I'm in if I can have beers.

that can be the sacrament
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2008, 09:00:42 PM »

If I join can we burn known witches?
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2008, 09:37:55 PM »

If I join can we burn known witches?

Right after all the vampyres get dragged out to the beach.
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2008, 08:56:04 PM »

Right after all the vampyres get dragged out to the beach.

They would just get all sprakly and start up a game of beach volleyball
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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2009, 08:52:38 AM »

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Re: I'm starting my own religion.
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2009, 08:56:25 AM »

Everyone knows you worship cawk.  You want to make it official, now?
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