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OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« on: December 30, 2008, 09:41:22 AM »

Ever go to a bar and notice you just don't have enough funds available to keep you in alcoholic refreshment all night?

OJ will give you a full proof plan as a late Christmas gift to keep you deservingly drunk to ring in the new year and beyond.

What you need: A member of the opposite sex for an accomplice, and a karaoke bar. If you want to do the hard sell, maybe a ring, but its not really necessary.

The setup:

Pick a song that you and your partner can sing as a duet. Sing the song, but stop and get everyones attention, you will have the microphone so it will NOT be an issue. Get down on one knee and propose to your accomplice speaking into the microphone. Enjoy free drinks all night long.

If you fuck this up, chances are your a fucking moron.

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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2008, 09:49:03 AM »

 :rotf: Good one. 

But being a woman, I usually get all the free drinks I want.  Don't hate, appreciate :vc:
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2008, 10:09:27 AM »

Ever go to a bar and notice you just don't have enough funds available to keep you in alcoholic refreshment all night?

No because i'm quite well off thanks.  ::)
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2008, 10:12:14 AM »

 

But being a woman...

Most men on the internet are.

Oh snap!!!
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2008, 07:55:41 PM »

I never really needed a complicated plan like that to keep me in free drinks.

I have teh tittays. ::)
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2008, 08:25:19 PM »

I'm taking mental notes of these female replies for the next time I'm grudge fucking a bitch for having to pay for nickel draft.  :sex:
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2008, 09:02:03 PM »

ALways supply a rophyritta you only gotta give one.
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2008, 09:37:15 PM »

I'm taking mental notes of these female replies for the next time I'm grudge fucking a bitch for having to pay for nickel draft.  :sex:

If you're dumb enough to pay for a nickel draft just to get a piece of ass, you deserve every single thing that you get.

ALways supply a rophyritta you only gotta give one.

Remind me to never let you open my drink.
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2008, 09:59:10 PM »

If you're dumb enough to pay for a nickel draft just to get a piece of ass, you deserve every single thing that you get.

...and I plan to get every nickel's worth. :grin:
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2008, 01:54:20 AM »

LOL EVERY drink a man has bought me that isn't living with me I would say "You know you're not getting laid right!?" I think they felt retarded so just said "Oh yeah no of course not!" and the trick ladies is take the drink from the bartender not the fucking loser that has to slip drugs in a drink to get laid. Seriously. Thats not even a funny joke. It's bullshit loserville.
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2008, 05:57:26 AM »


But being a woman, I usually get all the free drinks I want.


Being one of the few that have seen your piccie outside of the NYPD I'd be most surprised if you EVER have to buy a drink you gorgeous slapper  :snack:

Talking of getting rohypnol'd...a "girlfriend" of mine in Sydney felt herself going wozzy but managed to get a punch off just in time and sparked the bloke clean out  :confused:

Aussie Shiela's...fuck  :wheelchair:
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2008, 08:08:08 AM »

I've never in my life had anyone try to slide a roofie into my drink. Not once. Ever.
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2008, 08:41:05 PM »

Aren't you special
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2008, 08:44:07 PM »

Why use a roofie when if you pump a few drinks down a woman throat, chances are you'll get in their pants anyway?
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« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2008, 08:50:39 PM »

Nothing but class
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2009, 08:58:05 AM »

Dude. I wouldn't let you in my pants if I were unconscious. I would instinctively know there was a douchenozzle nearby and my thighs would fucking clamp shut like a bank vault.
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Re: OJ's guide to free drinks- WARNING MUST HAVE A BRAIN!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2009, 08:08:26 PM »

Hey overconfident biddy.

You've never met me, and judge me strictly on posts made in a internet forum. Which means you wouldn't stand a chance. Iam suave like that.

HTH.
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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2009, 08:15:38 PM »

Hey overconfident biddy.

You've never met me, and judge me strictly on posts made in a internet forum. Which means you wouldn't stand a chance. Iam suave like that.

HTH.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Plus one for the balls to actually type that in public, you fewl.
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