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To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« on: January 16, 2009, 02:01:42 AM »

I don't know why I didn't think about this before..



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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2009, 02:05:52 AM »

V-Agent san  :wheelchair:
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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2009, 07:51:44 AM »

Had a date fixed for thursday but got dumped, oh well got another lined up:)
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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2009, 10:23:49 AM »

That one in the brown looking top next to the one in blue...

She keeps looking at me, i think she likes me...I wouldn't one of those, I'd never have to hear her talk.
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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2009, 10:36:57 AM »



coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......

this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.

and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath

coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.
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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2009, 06:20:56 PM »

i think she likes me...I wouldn't one of those, I'd never have to hear her talk.

I wouldn't get involved...she strikes me as being a bit plastic  :wheelchair:
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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2009, 06:22:47 PM »

I wouldn't get involved...she strikes me as being a bit plastic  :wheelchair:

On the upside, the bitching would be at the absolute minimum.
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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2009, 06:25:47 PM »

On the upside, the bitching would be at the absolute minimum.


I dunno, at some point no doubt I'd feel "let down" by her  :rotf:
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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2009, 11:12:19 PM »

I didn't watch the video yet because the kids are in the room, but I remember seeing on Real Sex about the real dolls. They are like $1200 or something.
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Re: To hell with dating, I finally figured it out
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2009, 01:06:04 PM »

Had a date fixed for thursday but got dumped, oh well got another lined up:)


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