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Funny Fuckers
« on: February 07, 2009, 04:02:15 PM »

Inspired by Johnny Storm's quality Richard Prior cuts....

Who made or makes you piss your pants ?

My earliest belly laughs were mined by the inimitable Dave Allen......




Dave Allen had a show on BBC where he'd just sit in his chair for half an hour......




He fortold the anti smoking fascists 20 years before it really kicked in  :rotf:
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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 05:50:43 PM »

That first skit about religion was brilliant.  :rotf:

What is it that compels people so much to smoke after having sex? I have never understood that.
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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 06:11:29 PM »

I had this cassette tape as a youngin, the last joke had me pissing my pants....



Edit: Fuck, sorry...didnt notice the no-embed. Just click the fucker.
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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 06:40:08 PM »

That first skit about religion was brilliant.  :rotf:

What is it that compels people so much to smoke after having sex? I have never understood that.

To avoid a conversation about "relationships" ?
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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 06:44:18 PM »

That first skit about religion was brilliant.  :rotf:

What is it that compels people so much to smoke after having sex? I have never understood that.

any vigourous exercize will increase/speed up the blood flow and filter out nicotine in the system bringing on cravings quicker. You just dont see many sports stars lighting up after a match thats all.
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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 07:26:25 PM »

I think seagull's explanation makes more sense.   :lmao:
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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 09:05:52 PM »

Eddie Murphy's Raw did it for me!  I'll try to find some clips later.
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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 10:28:41 PM »

Eddie Izzard.

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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 12:34:21 AM »

Probably Bill Hicks for me.
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Re: Funny Fuckers
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 08:21:54 AM »

Newman & Baddiel



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