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« on: February 26, 2009, 12:46:34 AM »

Random shit that doesn't belong anywhere else that catches you offguard as funny.

Me first obviously.

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I am an independent Auditor,My names are Weston Roger Simon.During my last auditing I realized an unclaimed Bank Draft of 8,528,000GBP.I will need your assistance in the execution of this transaction.If you are intrested I will send you more details,upon recieving your responce.My private email is [email protected]
Weston.R.Simon

SO - GPB- what do you think it stands for? We in my house decided it stands for Gang Bang Points. Cracked me the fuck up, but I'm easy like that haha.  :rotf:

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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 09:20:30 AM »

Its GBP. Great British Pounds, nobody calls it that other than nigerian fraudsters.


Seen some funny shit, will post up some later when I get home.
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 10:07:41 AM »

That's weird. Why would Mr. Simon be asking someone else to help him when I already agreed to do so and wired him all my bank account numbers in order to facilitate the transfers? I better hurry up and send him my good faith payment before he finds someone else to split the $15 million with.
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 10:23:44 AM »

I used to get quite a few of these Nigerian scams by e-mail.

Used to reply to a few of them and lead the dumb fuckers round by the nose for a month or 2 giving them hope of seeing the colour of my bank balance........... not. I even arranged to meet a couple of them, for some reason they all want to meet in Holland? Maybe they stock up or drop off ganja while they're there.

Anyway it whiles away a bit of time before you drop the bombshell on them and call their bluff and explain what scumbag, idiotic toads you consider them to be.

Made me laugh anyway.  :grin:
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 11:37:54 AM »

I used to get quite a few of these Nigerian scams by e-mail.

Used to reply to a few of them and lead the dumb fuckers round by the nose for a month or 2 giving them hope of seeing the colour of my bank balance........... not. I even arranged to meet a couple of them, for some reason they all want to meet in Holland? Maybe they stock up or drop off ganja while they're there.

Anyway it whiles away a bit of time before you drop the bombshell on them and call their bluff and explain what scumbag, idiotic toads you consider them to be.

Made me laugh anyway.  :grin:


A few of them have been busted on hidden camera really good by the American media including than by none other than Chris Hansen - To Catch a Con Man



I think it was him or someone else with Dateline NBC who really turned the tables on them in a hotel room just like you see on To Catch a Predator. I thought this one Nigerian guy was going to pass out from too much flop sweat.


edit - haven't watched the entire clip but i think this is the one i was talking about..

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 12:06:29 PM »

I used to get quite a few of these Nigerian scams by e-mail.



Was that after they gave up phoning you ?


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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 02:03:27 PM »

Here's the guy with the flop sweat  :lmao:



There was another clip somewhere where they were actually able to track some of these people down to an internet cafe in Nigeria or some other shithole. I love it when these people have the tables turned on them.
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 04:01:12 PM »

Was that after they gave up phoning you ?

Elloooo, I am from ur bonk, cud you pleeze tell me your password and ur card sekuriteez coedz pleeze?  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

You have to wonder how many details they were actually given when they played that prank though?

Here's the guy with the flop sweat  :lmao:

I watched that one........... i think online in response to a post at FC mebbe? Fuckin rib ripping funny!!!!  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 12:55:14 AM »

LOL!! So awesome seeing them get busted out like that! Love it.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2009, 06:44:31 PM »

I've got one of these going on at the moment.

Would you believe i'm the lucky winner of $1,000,000.00 in a "Chinese" lottery draw? :lmao: I'm just runnin em through the mill for a while before i drop them on their head. I'll post screen caps of the e-mails when i can be arsed.

Oh yeah, i also win a Toyota car.................................. maybe thats the catch  :rotf: :rotf:
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2009, 07:09:31 PM »

I've got one of these going on at the moment.

Would you believe i'm the lucky winner of $1,000,000.00 in a "Chinese" lottery draw? :lmao: I'm just runnin em through the mill for a while before i drop them on their head. I'll post screen caps of the e-mails when i can be arsed.

Oh yeah, i also win a Toyota car.................................. maybe thats the catch  :rotf: :rotf:

I was recently offered $3 million left to me by a dead son  ::)

They lost interest after my inquiry as to the whereabouts of the other $27 million I'd sent him turned nasty with me accusing them of theft of the monies that were to be used to finance the Muslim Jihad and that bin laden would be coming to collect.
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