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I had to do CPR tonite
« on: March 08, 2009, 12:30:12 AM »

Have you ever?

Some dude, drunk and reeking, got hit by a car in the intersection by my house. Several people got out to look and one guy said he knew CPR. Well, I figured, since I just renewed my card and all...

We pumped and blew and pumped and blew for nearly half an hour and still the guy wasn't breathing when they loaded him in the ambulance. Blood was everywhere. It was bad.

And, he puked about half way through the rescue opperation. Thank god I had my face sheild.
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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2009, 12:34:56 AM »

Some dude, drunk and reeking. pumped and blew and pumped and blew for nearly half an hour. Blood was everywhere. It was bad.

And, he puked about half way through. Thank god I had my face sheild.

Soooo, your date didn't go as planned eh?  :grin:
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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2009, 12:54:10 AM »

Soooo, your date didn't go as planned eh?  :grin:
Oh, you'er wicked Ange.
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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2009, 10:03:42 AM »

I ran with the ambulance crew in Tremont,PA (lived there for 14 years) as a volunteer for 8 years.  I performed CPR a dozen or so times over the course and only got one person that it was ultimately successful with.

Realize that CPR is actually a last ditch effort since you're working on someone who is technically already dead.
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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 02:00:09 PM »

I think i read something where the red cross or somebody said that you no longer have to give mouth to mouth to someone while doing CPR.

The only way i would give mouth to mouth to a stranger is if it was a hot chick AND she didnt reek of alcohol or smoke stink. I'd pump their chest but that's about it.

Their family better pray to Jesus starting right now that I dont get a triceps cramp if i come across an accident scene involving their loved ones and start doing cpr.
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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 01:45:40 PM »

LOL!!!

I learned CPR several years ago and almost had to use it once. The first thing the guy teaching us said if you do CPR, chances are the person is going to vomit, and gave us all face shields.

Would I ever use CPR? Maybe, if it benefited me, most definitely or if it was a smoking hot broad. If it didn't, chances are I would watch the poor bastard suffer like the rest of the crowd.
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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 06:09:30 PM »

CPR New YorK City style:

Performed from across the street. 
When you witness someone having an apparent heart attack you holler over......
"Yo!  You betta get up befoah you fuckin' die!"
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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2009, 05:02:51 PM »

CPR New YorK City style:

Isn't that where you relieve them of their Rolex whilst you take the pulse?  :stir:
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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 05:06:35 PM »

Isn't that where you relieve them of their Rolex whilst you take the pulse?  :stir:

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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 05:26:38 PM »

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Re: I had to do CPR tonite
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2009, 10:01:41 AM »

Isn't that where you relieve them of their Rolex whilst you take the pulse?  :stir:

That's the Brooklyn version  :lmao:
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