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One paragraph film summary
« on: March 17, 2009, 06:48:28 PM »

A cool bald white bloke rides into town meets this other really cool non bald white bloke then this sombrero dude shows up moaning about these other chicano dudes fucking over his village, the two white dudes gather together five other reprobate white dudes giving numbered finger signs as they sign each one up...they all ride off to the flyblown village...loads of inter-racial bonding occurs...the sombrero dudes show up, massive shoot out, pretty much everybody dies, village kids bury the white dude who's death they kinda brought about and the two remaining white dudes ride out of the place leaving an unhassled village with a much enlarged cemetary.

The Magnificent Seven  :grin:
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Re: One paragraph film summary
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 07:08:19 PM »

Hmmm.... reminds me of a time when this semi cool bald dude and a hawt joisy gal got into it guns blazing while two kids from Texas got it on in the Ghetto of Houston while pretending to the others they didn't know each other other.   A Alabama girl and some "marine" from Chicago chased each other around net while southern belle chased a sweet talking admin who in his spare time wore white sheets with his then unknown wife, at the KKK Rallys!! Meanwhile one our boys runs off and gets a kittycat preggo and takes her home to SC never to be heard of again.... all while we are being watched by the FBI as Mississippi burns... uh make that Missouri but fear not Alaska is protecting us.... the good, the old and ugly.... but not before the eastcoast turns lesbian....  :grin:
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Re: One paragraph film summary
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 07:12:47 PM »

Loads of Allied prisoners plan to break out of a Nazi camp during the 2nd World War. Digging tunnels called Charley Barley and Farley and making authentic German uniforms from used sanitary towels and id from baked bean tins and spiders webs they get out of the camp but only as far as the trees so most of them get caught straight away. The rest of them zoom around Europe on Trains Planes and Motorbikes for a few days before being caught and shot. None of this did the Germans any good cos they lost.

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Re: One paragraph film summary
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 07:23:33 PM »

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

This young dude shows up in the 'nam, he actually voluteered for this shit, writes to his grandma a lot, goes on point, doesnt even know if a gook is ten feet in front of him, his ass is mean't to hump hump & hump, gets caught up in some homo erotic struggle for his soul, smokes a bit of weed, does some acid, boogies to "Tracks of my tears" by Smokie, some village thats stood for a thousand years gets blitzed and he ends up getting choppered out of the DMZ after zips have shown up in the wire and its been a "glorious war".

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Re: One paragraph film summary
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 07:36:20 PM »

Young bird from black and white land spins a house up in a tornado into colour land and splats a nasty witch who of course has one very pissed of sister. Follows a funky road for a bit and meets a few random needy creatures who tag along for the ride. They keep getting hassled by the sister witch till they melt her with a bucket of water and then they ask a snake oil salesman for all the things they need. He gives them it all in a roundabout fashion and the chick lands back in B&W land and everyone's pleased to see her. She sings a little.

Wizard Of Oz  ::)
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Re: One paragraph film summary
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 10:33:42 PM »

Crazy dude goes killing people in a seven deadly sins fashion. Young detective gets with retiring detective to figure it out. best actors ever all up in the movie end up with the young detective's wife's head in a box in the middle of nowhere. Hot head detective shoots seven deadly sins killer - seventh sin...Wrath!

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Re: One paragraph film summary
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 08:18:57 PM »


A great big shark swims about and eats some people at a beach. The authorities close a beach and call in a bunch of shark experts to deal with the bugger. Eventually the shark gets pwned by a gas bottle and a lucky shot. First recorded instance of high velocity hake distribution, we are left with the question: Where are the chips?
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Re: One paragraph film summary
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2009, 12:51:51 PM »

Killer android goes back in time to before it happens to look after a kid that eventually becomes someone important dons a cool pair of shades and semi kills loads of people but ensures there is plenty of scope for prequels and sequels.
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