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Atom vs Everyone <MATCH THREAD> <DECISION>
« on: September 10, 2016, 08:34:02 AM »


Atom vs Everyone



Match begins Monday September 12 at 12:00 a.m. U.S. Mountain Time
Match ends Friday September 16 at 11:59 p.m. U.S. Mountain TIme

Stipulations: FIGHT, BITCHES!

But please, by all means, do protect the tender feelings of the weepers by
following all of the politically-correct rules regarding PI and such.

You know what they are. 


Three Judges will be determined by TWAP (after the match ends)





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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2016, 02:00:45 AM »

I'm here, bitches.

Amen
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2016, 02:05:55 AM »

The dark banner of The Fuck™ hath been unfurled!   
The Messenger hath set his tent in the place of bitches.
See them gather.  See them whisper.   
He standeth before them, strong in the ways of The Fuck™

Come unto me, O bitches, heed Ye The Messenger and gain knowledge!
Open thy eyes, O bitches, to see the Messenger before thee!
Open thy ears, O bitches, to hear the voice of The Fuck™!
Stand before me O bitches, that blessings of The Messenger may rain upon thy face!

And The Messenger shall sing praises to The Fuck™ as the fire of war burns!

Yea the fields shall be raped.
And the women pillaged.
And the lamentation of the bitches shall be pleasing unto him.

Amen
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2016, 05:35:12 AM »

The dark banner of The Fuck™ hath been unfurled!   
The Messenger hath set his tent in the place of bitches.
See them gather.  See them whisper.   
He standeth before them, strong in the ways of The Fuck™

Come unto me, O bitches, heed Ye The Messenger and gain knowledge!
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Stand before me O bitches, that blessings of The Messenger may rain upon thy face!

And The Messenger shall sing praises to The Fuck™ as the fire of war burns!

Yea the fields shall be raped.
And the women pillaged.
And the lamentation of the bitches shall be pleasing unto him.

Amen

Oh Jesus Christ!!!!  :goatse:
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2016, 05:58:48 AM »

No need to bend the knee quite THAT low, son.

I make no claim to divinity.  One need not pray to invoke the likes of me.

The stench of bitch is really all it takes to bring me grinning to YOUR doorstep.

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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2016, 06:09:11 AM »

No need to bend the knee quite THAT low, son.

I make no claim to divinity.  One need not pray to invoke the likes of me.

The stench of bitch is really all it takes to bring me grinning to YOUR doorstep.

Amen

I've met you before...possibly 2 years ago on a now defunct forum of Bastardry haven't I?  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2016, 06:20:54 AM »

Atom...will you help me rid ourselves here of the sodomy of Team Cunt Wranglers? They are like the angst of post-pubscent pimply teenagers. A complete embarrassment to this forum as a whole.

How can I soar like an eagle, when I'm surrounded by turkeys!? I ask you this.

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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2016, 06:23:28 AM »

I've met you before...possibly 2 years ago on a now defunct forum of Bastardry haven't I?  :lol:

Probably. Either myself of one of my brothers.

All three of the Brotherhood's Messengers ranged pretty far and wide over the internet on our missionary journeys back when we were still openly recruiting.  But what does this all have to do with the gentle scent of bitch wafting from the screen door of your derelict mobile home?

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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2016, 06:32:41 AM »

Atom...will you help me rid ourselves here of the sodomy of Team Cunt Wranglers? They are like the angst of post-pubscent pimply teenagers. A complete embarrassment to this forum as a whole.

How can I soar like an eagle, when I'm surrounded by turkeys!? I ask you this.

So be it.

If this "team" is worthy of the name then they will come before me, that I may judge their bitchery. 
Unfortunately, it seems that you are the only one willing to approach the altar so far.

. . .and your bitchery has already been judged by everyone here.  I can do nothing more than provide confirmation.

Amen

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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2016, 06:36:37 AM »

Probably. Either myself of one of my brothers.

All three of the Brotherhood's Messengers ranged pretty far and wide over the internet on our missionary journeys back when we were still openly recruiting.  But what does this all have to do with the gentle scent of bitch wafting from the screen door of your derelict mobile home?

Amen

I lived in a mobile home at age 21...the bitch I met at gym wanted me to come on her face for kinks! Are you a true believer in The Fuck™?
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2016, 06:44:12 AM »

Well you just gave yourself away Breakpoint.

See, they don't call them mobile homes in Australia. Most of them never even heard of the term. They call them talleywhackers in Australia.

So I guess if you really were an Australian you'd know that wouldn't you.
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2016, 06:47:02 AM »

I lived in a mobile home at age 21...the bitch I met at gym wanted me to come on her face for kinks! Are you a true believer in The Fuck™?

I'm a true believer that you still live in that mobile home and that the bitch in question was one of the smaller breed of Schnauzer.

The only real question here is if "met at gym" means you stole the poor mutt or if it was a stray. . .

Amen
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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2016, 06:50:27 AM »

Well you just gave yourself away Breakpoint.

See, they don't call them mobile homes in Australia. Most of them never even heard of the term. They call them talleywhackers in Australia.

So I guess if you really were an Australian you'd know that wouldn't you.

I was thinking the same thing.  Odd that an Asstralian would call a caravan (or tallywhacker, I guess) a mobile home. . .

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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2016, 06:52:49 AM »

Well you just gave yourself away Breakpoint.

See, they don't call them mobile homes in Australia. Most of them never even heard of the term. They call them talleywhackers in Australia.

So I guess if you really were an Australian you'd know that wouldn't you.

Fucking bullshit...a mobile home is a mobile home. Talleywhacker sounds sepsis!

I've used the term "fornicatorium" for my kombi if that helps diversity!?
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« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2016, 06:56:21 AM »

I was thinking the same thing.  Odd that an Asstralian would call a caravan (or tallywhacker, I guess) a mobile home. . .

Amen

Fucking caravan!!! I'm not a pauper! Winnabago or keep truckin'...
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« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2016, 06:59:13 AM »

I was thinking the same thing.  Odd that an Asstralian would call a caravan (or tallywhacker, I guess) a mobile home. . .

Amen

Yeah, he's not an Australian.

He didn't do his homework and he blew his cover.
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« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2016, 07:02:56 AM »

Fucking bullshit...a mobile home is a mobile home. Talleywhacker sounds sepsis!

I've used the term "fornicatorium" for my kombi if that helps diversity!?


If by "diversity" you mean the various breeds of small feral dogs living under the battered skirts of your dusty dwelling that have long since learned the exact length of your reach and the distance to retreat under the trailer in order to avoid any more. . .er. . .facial shenanigans.  Then by all means.

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« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2016, 07:06:00 AM »

Fucking caravan!!! I'm not a pauper!

Yes, yes. . .I can see that you have quite a wealth of bitchery.
Enough so that Bernie Sanders would demand you share it with the niggers.

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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2016, 07:14:15 AM »

Yes, yes. . .I can see that you have quite a wealth of bitchery.
Enough so that Bernie Sanders would demand you share it with the niggers.

Amen

I don't follow Seppo pplitics...I think their drama to be tiresome and pompous and irrelative. I think though that the white niggers  (rednecks and crims') far outweigh the African-Americans.
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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2016, 07:21:47 AM »

I think though that the white niggers

There no such thing as a "white nigger". White people don't rob convenient stores or fight with cops and then act like their civil rights have been violated when they get shot in the process.

Nor do they gang up like monkeys and wreak havoc in their own neighborhoods.
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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2016, 07:41:00 AM »

There no such thing as a "white nigger". White people don't rob convenient stores or fight with cops and then act like their civil rights have been violated when they get shot in the process.

Nor do they gang up like monkeys and wreak havoc in their own neighborhoods.

White niggers piss me off immensely! These cockasians taint my Caucasianismism!!!

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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2016, 08:01:25 AM »

I guess you'll have to explain why you compare a rock band to a bunch of monkeys destroying their own neighborhood.

Let me explain something to you. Niggers destroy everything the get their hands on. They don't even do it on purpose, it's just in their nature. And the one's that won't participate in the destruction are ostracized and called names like "Uncle Tom".

Do you know why Bill Cosby is in so much trouble right now? It's not because of all the date rapes he committed 20 years ago because he settled all of that out of court back then. It's because he says things like black people should get jobs and stop whining. You can't say things like that when you're black and famous. You have to stay on they narrative. Otherwise they eviscerate you just like any good monkey would.

See, in the monkey world, the real monkey world I'm talking about, when one monkey ain't acting right the other monkeys will literally tear that monkey apart. They are vicious animals with a more complex society than other animals have. It is a trait that monkeys and niggers have in common, except that the niggers are all screwed up from drugs and do things backwards that are detrimental to their society.

White people don't have these problems, ergo there are no white niggers.
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« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2016, 08:09:43 AM »

I guess you'll have to explain why you compare a rock band to a bunch of monkeys destroying their own neighborhood.

Let me explain something to you. Niggers destroy everything the get their hands on. They don't even do it on purpose, it's just in their nature. And the one's that won't participate in the destruction are ostracized and called names like "Uncle Tom".

Do you know why Bill Cosby is in so much trouble right now? It's not because of all the date rapes he committed 20 years ago because he settled all of that out of court back then. It's because he says things like black people should get jobs and stop whining. You can't say things like that when you're black and famous. You have to stay on they narrative. Otherwise they eviscerate you just like any good monkey would.

See, in the monkey world, the real monkey world I'm talking about, when one monkey ain't acting right the other monkeys will literally tear that monkey apart. They are vicious animals with a more complex society than other animals have. It is a trait that monkeys and niggers have in common, except that the niggers are all screwed up from drugs and do things backwards that are detrimental to their society.

White people don't have these problems, ergo there are no white niggers.

Sounds like the brain-dead fukkery straight outta Storm Fronton!  :applause:

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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2016, 08:12:53 AM »

Sounds like the brain-dead fukkery straight outta Storm Fronton!  :applause:



Well now that sounds like something a nigger would say, because it sounds like English but nobody can understand it.
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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2016, 08:17:00 AM »

Well now that sounds like something a nigger would say, because it sounds like English but nobody can understand it.

You're lacking adequate retort, those funny comeback lines...or have you had enuff of those???....on yo back! Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa  :rotf:
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« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2016, 08:22:26 AM »

I don't follow Seppo pplitics...I think their drama to be tiresome and pompous and irrelative.

Maybe I should have said that you have such a wealth of bitch that the Greens would demand you share it with the abos?

. . .and you'd STILL have enough to release some back into the wild.

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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2016, 08:29:42 AM »

Maybe I should have said that you have such a wealth of bitch that the Greens would demand you share it with the abos?

Amen

Well I do vote for the Greens...but I'm not giving my hard-earned cash over to a minority of majority pissheads! Fanx.

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« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2016, 02:18:47 PM »

I saw this in the lunchroom today and I immediately thought of Atom and how much he drops his "bombs":

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« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2016, 09:47:44 PM »

Atom's first date:

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« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2016, 01:38:10 AM »

I saw this in the lunchroom today and I immediately thought of Atom and how much he drops his "bombs":




I'm not sure I like some dude thinking about me and Vienna Sausages at the same time.

TRANSLATION:  I like the ladies, sir.

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« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2016, 01:40:39 AM »

Atom's first date:

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More like my most recent "date".  I really SHOULD entertain you bitches with the strange and miserable tale of my actual first date.

It's a tale worth telling, yet one that should never be told at the same time. . .

. . .but the awful truth of it is more amusing than anything a lazy shit like you can hope to invent. 
I'll consider.  After all, at this point it's looking like I might have to flame myself to get some competition.

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« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2016, 01:45:23 AM »





Oh, Look!  Someone can pull Gifs off of the internet!  HOW UNUSUAL!

Go home unless you can bring something better to the party, weakling.

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« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2016, 02:03:36 AM »

SUMMARY: DAY 2

Sooooooo. . .

At this point, I've had a fake Asstralian flaming himself by having the attention span of a chipmunk. . .taking limp-wristed swats at completely unrelated run-ins while I stand there grinning and knocking at the door of his caravan with a handful of tracts on how bitches burn in the fires of mediocrity.

AND. . .

Some random dude who seems to be absolutely thrilled that he can pull gifs and pics off the internet.

That's it?   :dontknow:

O Flametown! How the mighty hath fallen!  Thy temples hath become a place of bitches!

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« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2016, 05:12:06 AM »

I'm not sure I like some dude thinking about me and Vienna Sausages at the same time.

TRANSLATION:  I like the ladies, sir.

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You like the cock! :snick:

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« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2016, 05:29:13 AM »

You like the cock! :snick:

Awomen

Hmmmmm. . .

Now I find myself in a bit of a dilemma. . .a quandary, if you will.

On the one hand, I can mock this bitch's weakness.  His kneejerk dipping into the shallow well of faggotry combined with his laughable attempt to appropriate my little message of dismissal at the end of my posts.  So on and so forth.   And he would deserve the mockery. . .as all bitches do.

BUT. . .

Then I ponder the total idiocy displayed and I have to wonder if the bitch in question is even aware of his own stupidity.  If not, how then can I in good conscience mock one who is feebleminded as if they were a normal bitch?  It would be like mocking a blind man for not being able to see me flipping him off!

What to do?  :dontknow:

Amen
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« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2016, 02:15:41 PM »

You like the cock! :snick:

Awomen

He is Marcie to my Peppermint Pattie, for sure.

For years now.
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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2016, 05:27:24 PM »

I think Peppermint Pattie was probably the first bulldyke on TV.
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I think Peppermint Pattie was probably the first bulldyke on TV.

Tomboy.
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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2016, 11:51:49 PM »

"Let The Bitches stray,
 A wayward pimp will lead them away"
-Book of Snoop

The dark banner of The Fuck™ hath been unfurled!   
The Messenger hath set his tent in the place of bitches.
See them gather.  See them whisper.   
He standeth before them, strong in the ways of The Fuck™

Come unto me, O bitches, heed Ye The Messenger and gain knowledge!
Open thy eyes, O bitches, to see the Messenger before thee!
Open thy ears, O bitches, to hear the voice of The Fuck™!
Stand before me O bitches, that blessings of The Messenger may rain upon thy face!

And The Messenger shall sing praises to The Fuck™ as the fire of war burns!

Yea the fields shall be raped.
And the women pillaged.
And the lamentation of the bitches shall be pleasing unto him.

Amen

And so they came-

The Fuck™ is too strong for most of these bitches.

They came to the glory hole of The Messenger and drank,
But the draft was sweet,
They did not have to take it too deep,
Yet it still had a stank.

And Lo, the fields indeed were raped.
Women's asses were pillaged.
And the Lamentations of most of you bitches were indeed pleasing to him.

But where is This Messengers' promised knowledge?
The glory hole only yields The Messengers' stink nut butter..

Yet the BITCHES still stand in line,
Like a bunch of (guess?) Fucking cowardly BITCHES!

The Messenger has lulled The Bitches with The Fuck™ like Flea
lulled a coupla' other bitches with her titties.
"I fuckin' tole' em bitches. Done' look 'dem titties in 'dee eyes or y'alls done."
Alas, alas. They would not listen. None of the bitches listened.

I too was almost lulled. I too almost went to the glory hole.
BUT, I'm not all BITCH. Only a little.
And when I saw that little Mr. Peanut Cock dangling out that hole,
I ran away. I lost the little bit of bitch I had along the way.

Now I've returned.

I WANT THE BITCHES BACK!

I also want The Fuck™.

I am taking both back The Bitches and The Fuck™!

I will become the New Messenger!
There will be no more glory hole!!
The Fuck™ will be New and Improved!!!

Can I get a sign O Judas?

Hallelujah!
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« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2016, 02:59:15 AM »

SUMMARY: DAY 3


So there I was. . .

Stalking a little neighborhood of bitches with determination in my step, wearing my favorite long black coat, and singin' a direful hymn while looking for someone to open the door and let me preach a bit of The Fuck™ on a fine day.  But it seemed to not be a good day for tracting.  I know the bitches are home.  I can see the curtains shifting nervously as I pass by, just singin' my song while going about my good work. . .

"God is in His holy Temmmm-PLE!  Earthly thooooooughts be silent now. . ."


My knocks went unanswered for the most part.  But I hear the bitches behind the closed doors, "Shhhh! Maybe he'll go away!" they say to each other.  That's right, bitches.  I hear you whisper.  Oh, sure. . .I had ONE door open today.  But the guy only held it open a crack with his shaking hand and nervously muttered something about cartoons before making a hasty retreat.  Don't think I didn't notice that his eyes never met mine.  Don't think I didn't notice the faint smell of veinna sausage on his breath.  I didn't get to preach The Fuck™ to that bitch. . .but that bitch surely felt the presence of The Fuck™ nonetheless.

No matter.  There's always more bitches, my friends.  Yes there is.  PLENTY more bitches.

But then I saw it. . .

Coming down the other side of the street there was a young man.  Striding along with a big smile on his well-scrubbed face.  Hair greased and parted just so.  He was wearing a bright white shirt with a pink bow tie.  He was happily whistling "What a friend we have in Jesus." as he walked up to each house in turn, knocking on the door.  His smile didn't fade as his knocks, like mine, went unanswered.  He just left a pamphlet and moved on.

I stood there watching the young missionary work.  I remembered back when I too had hope for the bitches. 
I remembered I used to smile and walk with an energetic skip in my step and a happy song on my lips. 
A sneer of disgust came upon my face.  FOOL that I was!  Bitches will be bitches!

The missionary saw me watching him.  He walked over to my side of the street. 
He gave my dark garb and grim visage a quick look before extending his hand and flashing me a smile.

"Hiya, Padre!"  He said as I scowled at his outstretched hand and kept mine to my side.  "Where's all the bitches?"
"You want bitches, son?"  I growled.   
He hesitated a moment before he lowered his hand and answered.
"Yessir. . ." He said earnestly. "I want some bitches.  I want to preach The Fuck™."
I laughed.  He took a step back.
"What. . .what's so funny?" He stammered.
I laughed harder.  The young man stood and stared as I threw my head back and howled my amusement to the uncaring heavens.
"I don't understand. . ." He said quietly. "Why are you laughing at me?
I stopped laughing.  The poor kid. I couldn't help but pity him.
"Don't you KNOW, son?" I asked him.  He nervously shook his head.
"Know what?"
"YOU'RE the bitch."  I said simply, staring straight into his eyes as I poked him in the chest with my finger.

I could feel a big grin forming unbidden on my face as he went pale.  His eyes widened and he staggered back a step as he realized the truth in my words.  He turned and ran away as I began to laugh again. I kicked his pile of dropped pamphlets, scattering them to the wind.
"THESE BITCHES ARE MINE!"  I shouted at his back. "AND SO ARE YOU!"

I turned and headed back down the street, my step a little lighter than before as I headed to the next house.
Maybe it wasn't such a bad day after all. . .

Amen
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« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2016, 12:31:30 PM »

     Judas [said] to him, “I know who you are and where you have come from. You are from the immortal realm of Barbelo. And I am not worthy to utter the name of the one who has sent you.”
-The Gospel of Judas
 

SUMMARY: DAY 3


So there I was. . .

Stalking a little neighborhood of bitches with determination in my step, wearing my favorite long black coat, and singin' a direful hymn while looking for someone to open the door and let me preach a bit ou a fine day.  But it seemed to not be a good day for tracting.  I know the bitches are home.  I can see the curtains shifting nervously as I pass by, just singin' my song while going about my good work. . .

"God is in His holy Temmmm-PLE!  Earthly thooooooughts be silent now. . ."


My knocks went unanswered for the most part.  But I hear the bitches behind the closed doors, "Shhhh! Maybe he'll go away!" they say to each other.  That's right, bitches.  I hear you whisper.  Oh, sure. . .I had ONE door open today.  But the guy only held it open a crack with his shaking hand and nervously muttered something about cartoons before making a hasty retreat.  Don't think I didn't notice that his eyes never met mine.  Don't think I didn't notice the faint smell of veinna sausage on his breath.  I didn't get to preach The Fuck™ to that bitch. . .but that bitch surely felt the presence of The Fuck™ nonetheless.

No matter.  There's always more bitches, my friends.  Yes there is.  PLENTY more bitches.

But then I saw it. . .

Coming down the other side of the street there was a young man.  Striding along with a big smile on his well-scrubbed face.  Hair greased and parted just so.  He was wearing a bright white shirt with a pink bow tie.  He was happily whistling "What a friend we have in Jesus." as he walked up to each house in turn, knocking on the door.  His smile didn't fade as his knocks, like mine, went unanswered.  He just left a pamphlet and moved on.

I stood there watching the young missionary work.  I remembered back when I too had hope for the bitches. 
I remembered I used to smile and walk with an energetic skip in my step and a happy song on my lips. 
A sneer of disgust came upon my face.  FOOL that I was!  Bitches will be bitches!

The missionary saw me watching him.  He walked over to my side of the street. 
He gave my dark garb and grim visage a quick look before extending his hand and flashing me a smile.

"Hiya, Padre!"  He said as I scowled at his outstretched hand and kept mine to my side.  "Where's all the bitches?"
"You want bitches, son?"  I growled.   
He hesitated a moment before he lowered his hand and answered.
"Yessir. . ." He said earnestly. "I want some bitches.  I want to preach The Fuck™."
I laughed.  He took a step back.
"What. . .what's so funny?" He stammered.
I laughed harder.  The young man stood and stared as I threw my head back and howled my amusement to the uncaring heavens.
"I don't understand. . ." He said quietly. "Why are you laughing at me?
I stopped laughing.  The poor kid. I couldn't help but pity him.
"Don't you KNOW, son?" I asked him.  He nervously shook his head.
"Know what?"
"YOU'RE the bitch."  I said simply, staring straight into his eyes as I poked him in the chest with my finger.

I could feel a big grin forming unbidden on my face as he went pale.  His eyes widened and he staggered back a step as he realized the truth in my words.  He turned and ran away as I began to laugh again. I kicked his pile of dropped pamphlets, scattering them to the wind.
"THESE BITCHES ARE MINE!"  I shouted at his back. "AND SO ARE YOU!"

I turned and headed back down the street, my step a little lighter than before as I headed to the next house.
Maybe it wasn't such a bad day after all. . .

Amen

The Messenger is wise Bitches!
Even now he yet spins his intricate web of  The Fuck™.
I have become spellbound. I see Bitches!
Lots and lots of Cowardly Bitches!!
All waiting in line, faces pale, eyes cloudy, mouths gooey...
What's this? What's this??
I see myself in line!
Noooo noooooo...
"O Judas, diviner of the truth! The very first Bitch to turn away from eternal Bitchdom, to what is my fate?" I call to the heavens!

Judas answered and said, “You will become the thirteenth, and you will be cursed by
the other generations—and you will come to rule over them. In the last days they will curse your ascent [47] to the holy [generation].”
-The Gospel of Judas

My path is clear.
I pick up my Judas pamphlets.
They appear heavy in my hands.
The Holy Spirit sings praises in my ear.

I can see the cloud of dung flies hovering over The Messenger (now so-called).
In the distance.
I run to catch up.
I am fleeting.
Peter, Mark, The Baptizer John chasing me from behind.
Trying to pull me back into Bitchery.

To no avail.
For Judas Iscariot leads me-

The Messenger is no fool.
His third brown eye sees me coming-

He feints to the left like a black fog shifting in a gust of wind!
BUT,  The Fuck™ has faltered.
The Fuck™ feels the Holy Spirit and has trembled,
So Feebling The Messenger.

Judas breaks over The Messenger in divine mello yellow,
I grab his black coat.
I am burned Bitches!
My asshole puckers-

The Messenger is laid bare.

My turn to laugh!
Judas laughs!
Even The Baptizer John laughs!

The Bitches in line start to become distracted from The Fuck™.
The Messengers' will has wavered.
The Bitches look to the east.
The sun sets.

Yes Bitches, it will be dark tonite.
An element of  The Fuck™.
The Messenger has been fazed,
Not yet destroyed.

BUT, with the power of Judas at my side,
I will put a dollar in The Messengers' mouth,
Pull down on his mincy balls,
And pluck The Fuck™ from his narrow indented chest when it pops out.

Then ALL YOU BITCHES are mine!

Ahhhhhhha ha ha {maniacal laugh} ahhhhh ha!

Can I get some Love, O Judas!?

Hallelujah Bitches!





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« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2016, 03:38:03 PM »

Holy louping fuck, wtf is this?

A post humping thread where the mighty atom agrees with nearly anyone, and a fuck Flick posting what I can only assume is the poetry of failure.
Now that his ability to create stanza is in doubt, I imagine he will be buried arse deep in peanut shells while attempting to strike a chord by learning C, A, and G on the outa tune acoustic guitar with the three strings, his mom bought him at a car-boot sale last year.

#The lyrics to his brilliance are already written.

Oh, and just for future ref, Breakpoint is Casket. We all know that, right?
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« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2016, 03:41:30 PM »

Where the fuck is Foxy, have you fucking no-marks managed to scare off even more talent?

Cue your logic.
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« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2016, 11:42:08 PM »



[A Bitch said], “Master, [why are you laughing at us]?”

[Judas] answered [and said], “I am not laughing [at you] but at the error of the stars, because these six stars wander about with these five combatants, and they all will be destroyed along with their creatures."
-Gospel of Judas

Bitches always act like Bitches.
-Book of Snoop

Holy louping fuck, wtf is this?

A post humping thread where the mighty atom agrees with nearly anyone, and a fuck Flick posting what I can only assume is the poetry of failure.
Now that his ability to create stanza is in doubt, I imagine he will be buried arse deep in peanut shells while attempting to strike a chord by learning C, A, and G on the outa tune acoustic guitar with the three strings, his mom bought him at a car-boot sale last year.

#The lyrics to his brilliance are already written.

Oh, and just for future ref, Breakpoint is Casket. We all know that, right?

And behold,
Judas has presented a gift!

I now have my first Bitch-

He looks worn out though.
Tired. Lost. Ashen faced from too much masturbation.
His lipstick stained mouth stretched into a perpetual grimace.
This Bitch looks Bland.

I will name my first Bitch:
BEnzo'sBitchBlandscape or B cubed for short.

I will assign him his first task:
Go tell MoldyFoxBalls to in turn tell Caskur a match can be held here without hers,
Or yours for that matter, useless fucking spam posts in a match thread.

I will admonish him as my Bitch also for the first time:
If you think Breakpoint is Cackler you're sniffin' glue.

I will now dismiss my new Bitch:
Piss-Off (like you took a piss on this match Monday(Judas frowns on unreliability))
Get me a cold beer too Bitch! Not one of those stuck up your ass warm ales.

I think I will trade this Bitch in with The Messenger for another at first opportunity-

O Judas, can I get a first Bitch win accolade?

Hallelujah!
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« Reply #45 on: September 16, 2016, 02:52:43 AM »


[A Bitch said], “Master, [why are you laughing at us]?”



And verily I say unto thee, O bitch, that through the electronic wilderness runs a dark path, and it is called The Fuck™, the way of righteous vengeance; the bitch shall not travel the path of The Fuck™, but it shall be for those for those who hear the silent voice that is the unholy spirit of The Fuck™. Yea, In truth I testify there shall be suffered no bitch upon that straight and narrow path!

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« Reply #46 on: September 16, 2016, 03:02:15 AM »

 
BUT, with the power of Judas at my side,
I will put a dollar in The Messengers' mouth,
Pull down on his mincy balls,
And pluck The Fuck™ from his narrow indented chest when it pops out.



Oh cold, cold  Fuck™, set up thine altar here, for this is thy dominion!  It is not that the hand of The Messenger is heavy and will fall down on the bitch when released; it is not that the heart of The Messenger is still and dead; but that the hand of The Messenger points at the bitch and judgement is passed. . .and The Messenger smiles, for the bitch hath no Fuck™ and The Fuck™ hath no bitch.

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« Reply #47 on: September 16, 2016, 03:09:09 AM »

   
My path is clear.


Rise, O Bitch!
Awake, and reject not The Messenger!
Hide not thy face from the light of The Fuck™.
Deny thy bitchery no longer!
Judgement hath been passed.

Go forth and bitch no more. . .

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« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2016, 03:11:50 AM »


. . .where the mighty atom agrees with nearly anyone,

I think we can all agree you're a bitch.

So you're right.

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« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2016, 03:58:24 AM »

SUMMARY: DAY 4

The preacher opens the door and looks out on the chapel. 
Most of the seats are empty.  He sighs.

Where are all the bitches? 

To the pulpit.  The sermon awaits.  A fine sermon.  He is well-prepared.
He stands tall.  He looks out upon the mostly-empty pews.

An eager young man in the front row.
He idolizes the preacher.  Maybe too much.
It makes one wonder.  And the pink bow tie?

And there in the back.
Is that fool wearing pants?
The preacher doesn't really want to know.

The sermon awaits.  Pages of neatly-written notes.
The preacher draws his breath.  Looks out at the two bitches.

Looks at the notes.  Looks at the bitches.
Looks at the notes.  Looks at the bitches.

The preacher ponders. His head hurts.
Too much to drink.  Demon alcohol!
He reaches a quick decision.

Fuck it.  He'll just read straight from the book.
Do so few bitches really deserve so much?

The preacher smiles. His eyes are cold.

The bitches pay attention.

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« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2016, 10:31:45 AM »

"Look, you have been told everything. Lift up your eyes and look at the cloud and the light within it and the stars surrounding it. The star that leads the way is your star.”
-Gospel of Judas.

"Everybody's A bitch."
-Book of Snoop

Rise, O Bitch!
Awake, and reject not The Messenger!
Hide not thy face from the light of The Fuck™.
Deny thy bitchery no longer!
Judgement hath been passed.

Go forth and bitch no more. . .

Amen

O Judas, give me a sign?

"Fuck you bitch, I'm out." I heard

O Messenger, you have shown me the true path. I will serve loyally at your side  and The Fuck™ Will be spread far and wide.

For I am a disciple of The Fuck™.

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« Reply #51 on: September 17, 2016, 12:10:54 AM »

This match has ended.

Judges are Vixen, Sum Cun`t, and Feral.

Judges should send their decisions in to me via PM within two days.
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« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2016, 07:41:34 AM »

The Decisions:

"...with the lights out its less dangerous, here we are now - entertain us..."
Kurt "I think its blocked" Cobain - "Smells like teen spirit"



After a slow start to the proceedings (which included twenty-five hours of vacuum packed utter silence) it was a welcome relief to see that there were at least some people willing to front for the purposes of making their mark. Even if one of the first cabs off the rank was Breakpoint's invitation to Atom to join in what I can only imagine was some kind of latter day spandex clad Justice League Unlimited taskforce designed to rid us of vaginal connoisseurs so that bronies and marsupial fetishists alike might frolic amidst the forums while discussing nigger nomenclature and trailer park accommodation like a bunch of faux intellectual drugfucked yuppie wannabes. At least that's what I took away from the first page, not one of the more promising starts to a one-man-versus-every-bitch showcase that I've seen, but early days yet and plenty of time to shift gears into something rivetting.


On to page two. See John Lydon's meningital stare staring back up at me. Cool, at least its not Michael Stipe or Neil fucking Young wailing out of the laptop at me, with all the whining going on about niggers in the thread a solid dose of shiny happy autists rocking in a Flea world would be enough to do anyone's head in I imagine. Lemon to the rescue with three posts about weiners and suddenly the thread is headed in a direction more conducive to entertainment (namely smutty innuendo). Wet Wanky Willy managed to get a smile from yours truly when he namechecked Peppermint Patty as being the first bulldyke on TV. Incorrectly as it turns out, the Bitches of Bilitis had already pipped Peanuts at the post by a matter of three years or so, but that's a story for another day. Preferably a day where there's plenty of dental floss to remove the inevitably pubic hairs that are sure to get lodged inbetween the molars.


BEnzo put in an appearance and for me this is where the match got interesting. True, there wasn't any overt antagonism between him and Atom, but that's not necessarily a dealbreaker in a callout. More seasoned affecionados will recall times where the focus was more on entertaining posts than who was getting destroyed and happily there wasn't that much in the way of spam filler to muddy the back and forth between these two wordsmiths about missionary work for The Fuck™ with jst the back to back skirl of some madman polesmoker with a set of bagpipes stuffed up his clack braying to the world about his predicament. Dispatched adequately by both BEnzo and Atom before the curtain call by TWAP. Thank fuck for that extra day, the match would have been all the poorer without it.


So... to which victor go the spoils? Mindful of the nature of the match (one against many) I am inclined to assign individual entertainment rankings to all who participated, averaging the results of everyone who isn't Atom to determine the "everyone" score.


Atom
First out of the gate on this little soiree, managed to remain amiable for the most part and delivered a few worthy and entertaining scrollbombs. I could hear the inimitable brother's voice extolling the gospel when he finally got his spinnaker up and the 60% I'm awarding on the Naught To Fucken Hilarious scale of cun`Tly excellence ought to reflect less on the Brother's efforts and more as a standard to which the others must rise to.


Breakpoint
Points for fronting but its not the best writing I've seen from Skinhead Skippy the Fascist Kangaroo. Lacklustre amd Unfocused, sadly failing to exploit the usual fare to comedic effect. Time Beakerpoint channeled his inner Jim Jefferies and left the Steady Eddy style delivery to perennially concussed and bewildered retards like Prowliepoos who have an excuse for being that way. 40%... at least 5% of which is because of that videoclip he posted.


Lemon
Nice weiners. Next time bring enough for the whole class. 45%


Wet Willy
The occasional flash of brilliance was well and truly overshadowed by the usual modus operandi of making retardedly bogus claims and beating them to death with fistfuls of limp noodles. Yawnafuckarama grandpa... 33 & 1/3rd%... and don't say I never give you nothing you boringass shitstabber.


BEnzo
Nailing Atom's shtick to surprising effect and while not eclipsing absolutely every last sermon that Brother Atom offered up, certainly delivered a consistency that Atom was unable to match over the course of the match. 74% and an elephant smiley stamp to you, my son.


Forum Cocksucker (Blandscape)
WHy the fuck did did this bitch waste the site's bandwidth when he could have been petitioning Sinister for his balls back? 10%... and a voucher for some whoremoan replacement therapy, fuxake...


So... Everyone = ( 40 + 45 + 33.33 + 74 + 10 ) / 5 = 40.466%


versus Atom.... 60%


Blessed be the Brother of The Fuck™ and sincerest condolences to BEnzo for finding himself on a side where far too many of his team mates seemed hell bent on losing the match on the back of a tsunami of shit. Thank you linesmen, thank you bawl bois.



sc`T
18th Sept 2016



Judge cun'T votes for Atom

Winner: Atom

Reason: Non contest. Contributed the most.



Judge Vixen votes for Atom

Atom's posts are typical Atom posts and while they are very good, I was personally impressed with how Benzo posted back to Atom in response.

I'm torn between the two.

Is it possible at all to put forth to Atom and Benzo to submit 2 more posts each to see which one dominates?




Judge Feral calls it a draw


The winner is therefore declared to be:

Atom




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That would be interesting - Obi vs. Oranje, LoCo and Duke.
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