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These people actually fly for a short while. And they started out not doing more that 40 yard jumps....

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These people actually fly for a short while. And they started out not doing more that 40 yard jumps....



Dude, wtf is your malfunction?

You from Texas or what? Skiing??

Cowboys, soon to be whooped Texans...

Don't be a faggot all your life, there's a cure Trump mentioned, do it-
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If you mean the losers that play football, then then you need a reality check. Those jackasses are nothing but un-American pussies. Like you.

Perhaps when they have removed your gerbil, you can try a jump like those. Let us know how it is, ok?
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If you mean the losers that play football, then then you need a reality check. Those jackasses are nothing but un-American pussies. Like you.

Perhaps when they have removed your gerbil, you can try a jump like those. Let us know how it is, ok?

Oi child...your retorts are mundane and done...we have all heard them before son! If you want to make a difference in this arena...fucking dance the macarena! Twot!  :tard:
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Formerly, one would have had to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.
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If you mean the losers that play football, then then you need a reality check. Those jackasses are nothing but un-American pussies. Like you.

Perhaps when they have removed your gerbil, you can try a jump like those. Let us know how it is, ok?

I ate that fucking gerbil, tasted like chicken-

What else did ya' dream I'd do with it?

Of note:

THE PATS SCHOOLED THE TEXANS AND COVERED!

I had double action on it too. You brought me luck mikefg!
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You don't have to go back in time to launch yourself off of a ski ramp.

This would be more exciting:

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You don't have to go back in time to launch yourself off of a ski ramp.

This would be more exciting:




Even a concrete fag like you should have realized that by posting that image, you show everyone you are ignorant of the dynamics of physics in sword play, among other things.

Here's the only type of "swordplay" you could possibly do.



Ding dong! It's not Dominoes, bitch.
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Thanks to Brain's hosting company, by the time you make a post you are back in time.
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Even a concrete fag like you should have realized that by posting that image, you show everyone you are ignorant of the dynamics of physics in sword play, among other things.

It's from Talhoffer's manuscript on fencing you jackass, who left their whiskey bottle open and let you sniff it?
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It's from Talhoffer's manuscript on fencing you jackass, who left their whiskey bottle open and let you sniff it?

Again you STUPID FUCK, the sword play dynamics don't fit, regardless of what moron wrote it!
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Again you STUPID FUCK, the sword play dynamics don't fit, regardless of what moron wrote it!

It depicts the outcome of a judicial duel so it's not a given that the combatants are fencing masters, even harder to tell when it was drawn by someone who only had a rudimentary medieval idea of perspective.

Are you interested in HEMA?
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It depicts the outcome of a judicial duel so it's not a given that the combatants are fencing masters, even harder to tell when it was drawn by someone who only had a rudimentary medieval idea of perspective.

Are you interested in HEMA?

Dumb fuck, the tip of the sword does not possess enough kinetic energy to sever a head like depicted. There is a formula, which I will not post, that explains mathematically the force distribution from the fulcrum of a force lever to its end, when the source of power is at the fulcrum, to its end.

In this case, for really dumb fucks, the "power source" is the arm holding the sword.
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Yeah a clean decapitation is unlikely. The last foot of the blade does have a decent amount of power depending on how you cut and what the motion of your opponent is though. There are more factors in play than one lever/fulcrum calculation.
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Yeah a clean decapitation is unlikely. The last foot of the blade does have a decent amount of power depending on how you cut and what the motion of your opponent is though. There are more factors in play than one lever/fulcrum calculation.

Duh! Strength of the swinger!
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Duh! Strength of the swinger!

The speed and angle of the cut, the momentum of the attacker and the target, the resistance encountered if the attacker manages to find the intersection of two vertebrae and the balance of the blade notwithstanding.
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The speed and angle of the cut, the momentum of the attacker and the target, the resistance encountered if the attacker manages to find the intersection of two vertebrae and the balance of the blade notwithstanding.

Ok, you've convinced me. So, do you wanna come along on inauguration eve and help night stick some colored folk then? The only part that takes getting used to is soaking your dick in napalm.
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Ok, you've convinced me. So, do you wanna come along on inauguration eve and help night stick some colored folk then? The only part that takes getting used to is soaking your dick in napalm.

How does that work? Do you start with Bengay and work up to napalm or just go the whole hog and lather it up with napalm from the get go?
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How does that work? Do you start with Bengay and work up to napalm or just go the whole hog and lather it up with napalm from the get go?

GODDAM YOU ARE A STUPID FUCK!  After soaking your dick in naplam, you light it, and then ass rape some peaceful muslimes.
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