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John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« on: February 07, 2018, 06:22:23 PM »

...having a conjugal cuddle (but in a manly heterosexual way of course) after a long night of BOOM-ing and CAWK-ing about the forums when suddenly Benzover farted - pssshhhhhhhhhhhh...


"One - love" Benzover giggled.


The two manly men resumed cuddling, their trembling hands exploring each others hairy bodies and sharing (and I want this to be VERY clear here) a VERY MANLY and HETEROSEXUAL lick when suddenly Benzover let another fart rip - psssshhhhhhhhhhhh...


"Two - love" Benzover titters.


"The fuck are you doing, fag?" asked John-John, taking a deep whiff. "Why are you farting and calling out the score?"


"Well there's fuck all going on at Third Rail and Peedon so I thought we might have a farting contest."


"A farting contest" thought John-John, and squeezed out a fart that would make an Arby's onion cringe - pssssshhhhhhh.


"Two -  one" he announced, proceeding to let fly with a second one so vile that the wallpaper began to peel in their double wide. "Two - all" he gibbered, feeling prouder than a manly hetrosexual non faggy manly man with an all you can eat curlywurly fries voucher.


Not to be outdone, Benzover strained and he strained. A vein began to throb in his temple, another vein dribbled pee on to John-John's hairy leg. Suddenly there was a muffled gurgling noise as five pounds of sloppy shit and exploded (but still very manly) condoms launched themselves out of Benzover's arse and on to the mattress.


Benzover whipped out a whistle and blew it. "Half time! Change sides!"  :lol:
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2018, 06:42:09 PM »

If cunty has a meltdown and no one reads it, did it happen?

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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2018, 06:47:23 PM »

Now now John-John, don't tell me you take yourself that seriously that you can't enjoy a joke at your own expense.  :snick:
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2018, 06:51:24 PM »

If cunty has a meltdown and no one reads it, did it happen?

You're just mad that he's way better than you at posting "u r teh ghey" stuff.
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2018, 07:09:03 PM »

You're just mad that he's way better than you at posting "u r teh ghey" stuff.

Pfft...faggot.

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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2018, 11:30:20 PM »

#SourGrapes  :snick:
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2018, 12:06:02 AM »

#everysourgrapematters

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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2018, 03:50:36 AM »

Dumpster this crap thread
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2018, 03:59:15 AM »

Dumpster this crap thread

But...but...it's a prime example of cun'T's "quality" posting!!!
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2018, 04:04:40 AM »

But...but...it's a prime example of cun'T's "quality" posting!!!

Evidently he was drunk, he'll be so embarrassed when he sees it through sober eyes
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2018, 04:30:44 AM »

Can’t unread.  :confused:

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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2018, 06:04:55 AM »

"You assholes...are doiing nothing to build this site. You complain there are no quality posters here, but be honest - what have you done to drag any one new in here???"


Indeed.  :snick:
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2018, 08:54:31 AM »

Cuntfag is such a joke.  My “fiancé”...my 5 jobs....my 9 hdtvs...

Your green teef...your broke ass....your posts no one reads...

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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2018, 11:10:04 AM »

"You assholes...are doiing nothing to build this site. You complain there are no quality posters here, but be honest - what have you done to drag any one new in here???"


Indeed.  :snick:

I hope you don't think this thread is helping to build the site....
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2018, 04:50:38 PM »

I know you don't think.  :snack:
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2018, 05:45:52 PM »

I know you don't think.  :snack:

I don't think you can think of anything new to say now, I think you're becoming  rather repetitive. I think thats quite sad, as it goes
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2018, 05:48:20 PM »

I don't think

We know... you can stop repeating yourself. Sheesh, what a ditz.
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2018, 05:48:57 PM »

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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2018, 05:54:52 PM »

That took longer than expected.  :snick:

I think you're fast running out of game. I think you and Vit badly need new material and to reach a bit higher for that fruit
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Re: John-John and Benzover were snuggling in bed...
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2018, 06:04:01 PM »

I think you and Vit badly need a new kicktoy

I agree... there's not much left of this frazzled deflated thing.
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