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I am ordained clergy now
« on: April 27, 2018, 05:49:13 PM »

I can absolve you of your earthly sins if you message me the details.
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Re: I am ordained clergy now
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2018, 08:23:56 PM »

It's a sin to shitpile Clergy..Jesus just told me to kill you.
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Re: I am ordained clergy now
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2018, 09:06:16 PM »

I think this one has been smoking bad Oregona
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Re: I am ordained clergy now
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2018, 09:24:29 PM »

I think this one has been smoking bad Oregona

I’m going to text Levon’s sins to him and get a free sample of the oregano.
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Re: I am ordained clergy now
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2018, 11:50:08 AM »

Jesus told me to dab some City of God prior to posting here. 
There is no such thing as a bad strain around here.
Shall I post the menu?
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Re: I am ordained clergy now
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2018, 11:57:35 AM »

I’m going to text Levon’s sins to him and get a free sample of the oregano.
I have been solicited here to absolve the earthly sins of several forum sodomites but I had to pass and referred them to a jesuit who works with tweeking tongue plowers of stink ditch.
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Re: I am ordained clergy now
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2018, 12:04:50 PM »

I was inspired by Jim and Tammy Baker's christian television work to become ordained online.
It was worth it just having the CLERGY parking decal on my truck.
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Re: I am ordained clergy now
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2018, 06:32:09 PM »

Please yourself, I'd rather be Mayor of Hell for a week or two. :evillol:
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