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Describe your last fart
« on: May 25, 2018, 04:11:52 AM »

In a word... fanfuckingtastic. It sounded like an aggressively angry duck call, only it went far longer, a good six or seven seconds on the Mississippi scale in fact. Almost odourless too, which is a relief really because I've been dropping them pretty constantly over the last couple of weeks or so and a few pungent stenchfarts would really put an almighty dent in the air quality.


I can feel another volley coming on, but I'm content to wait a little until there;s something even more impressive to report. Remember, if you're going to describe yours, you can't be waving a butane lighter about your bumcrack when you let fly, as The Coven is a non-flaming area.
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Re: Describe your last fart
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2018, 11:26:35 PM »

So... you're all too embarrassed to describe your own farts? I don't know why that would be, it's not like none of you has ever farted in your lives. Or perhaps my example has made you unaccountably shy, perchance your own emissions are reserved for private sniffing under the duvet after lights out.


I do not judge. "Wherever you be, let your wind go free"... that's my motto.  :lol:
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Re: Describe your last fart
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2018, 09:20:00 PM »

Started off with a gorilla grunting tone in short 1 to 2 second bursts and ended with a 5 second foghorn finale.

Instantaneous odors of roast chicken, pumpkin pie, and WD-40...

4/5 for service and satisfaction. Will fart this one again!  :borat:
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Re: Describe your last fart
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2018, 03:45:36 PM »

your thread got flushed
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Re: Describe your last fart
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2018, 12:33:52 AM »

your thread got flushed
I noticed. The staff here seem to have a problem with my treating the forums in the exact same manner as everyone else does.
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