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May I allow
« on: September 22, 2018, 02:08:28 PM »

An introduction to one of the fastest growing sports on the planet. The rules are quite simple. (1) You kneel down. (2) You jump and stand covering as much distance as you can (3) That's it.

Watch this video for tips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW4GBq82cX4

The music isn't obligatory but I find it helps with focus.

I prefer to use Berlin Techno as my pre jump piece and Napalm Death for my victory lap.

I am current champion for over 2000 miles in radius from my village which includes over 78 people.

Impressive eh? T Shirts and the usual forms of memorabilia are available. Just drop me a P.M and we'll strike a deal although E-Rubbing Noses is nowhere near as personal as actually swapping viruses and Cold Sores.
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Re: May I allow
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2018, 02:38:28 PM »

Where's the bat
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Re: May I allow
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2018, 02:43:33 PM »

Where's the bat

Whilst in training, many professional "Kneelers" place shortened Baseball Bats in a line along their projected course. A short jump could therefore result in a somewhat uncomfortable landing (often leading to early retirement).
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