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Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« on: October 26, 2018, 03:03:55 PM »

Although I doubt she swam given her inability to keep her legs close together for an extended period of time.

The Blonde ditz and I go back a long way since I last ran her out of flametown many moons ago. So gather round folks and I will tell you the story, the real one.

When I first rolled up in this joint The Ditz as I called her was flapping her gums a lot and pretending to be intelligent, I soon called her out on this though which soon generated the phrases, Dani Logic, Dani Babble and Dani Tantrum. The Ditz was threatening me with all kinds of stuff, e lawyers, bannings etc but it wouldn't wash. Then I got a PM from one of he kids who messaged me with her account when she had keeled over into a drunken stupor inviting me round.

So I rolled up at Ditz Towers, she was in the back yard threatening me, screaming about e-lawyers, taking of her 6 inch whitr stillettos and throwing them at me, missing this time but later on lost an eye to one but thats another story. Anyway the Ditz high tailed it over the back fence so I made my way into the House.

One of her kids had picked up the loaded revolver she leaves lying on the coffee table and was about to shoot the padlock of the drinks cabinet. I said, "wow there let me try" and they stood back. I saw it was a letter combination padlock so entered the password "password" and the lock sprung open and fell to the ground. The kids grabbed a few bottles of Jack Daniels and I climbed on top of the pile of dirty dishes in the sink and retrieved a few dusty glasses from the cudboard above.

We settled down to drinks and a good Jaw where they told me what a mentalist Ditz was who could hardly keep shit together let alone her thighs. As the convo came to a close I said " Look I find you good decent Kids, intelligent and attractive with good standards and a good taste in Liquor, you are therefor adopted, or more likely abductees so I will do all I can to help you find your real parents.

With that I bid adeu and promised to be in contact with them again, I ran the good for nothing yoyo knickered ditz out of flametown and that was that.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2018, 02:21:02 AM »

Dumpster.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2018, 02:35:51 AM »

The Ditz he's referring to btw is VC aka Dani.

carry on.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2018, 03:07:16 AM »

Looks like Squirrel is back on the menu boys.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2018, 05:54:07 AM »

The Ditz he's referring to btw is VC aka Dani.

carry on.

Captain obvious strikes again
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2018, 06:42:11 AM »

Looks like Squirrel is back on the menu boys.

It joins your core menu items...cawk, manass and scrote. 
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2018, 06:56:25 AM »

Captain obvious strikes again

LOL was going to say the same thing!
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2018, 03:01:46 PM »

Dumpster.

If I want comments from the forum rat bastard I would post comments like, "who has information on such and such poster and is willing to snitch?". You see rat bastard, I have your type worked out from the word go. Someone skilled with a knife when someones back is turned and someone who is the last to know anything but the first to turn if there is a few bucks to be made. I doubt your resume has the word informant on it but I bet your file at the Feds does.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2018, 03:05:54 PM »

The Ditz he's referring to btw is VC aka Dani.

carry on.

Blonde ditz with children should rule out everyone on this board apart From the Ditz you Mongo looking throwback. Keep your fucking trap shut unless you want Johnny to think you are his main competition for cock on this forum.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2018, 03:14:00 PM »

Looks like Squirrel is back on the menu boys.

If your writing menus mitten head start with brain cavity, brain, spine, balls, asshole that someone else doesn't make a living sticking their fist and arm up. Call it your Bucket menu, try not to choke on any cookies while writing it you blue rinsed gooney looking senpai of stupid.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2018, 03:19:47 PM »

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I suspect that the three x-men between them couldn't handle even OBI in a match.
That would be interesting - Obi vs. Oranje, LoCo and Duke.

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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2018, 03:30:09 PM »

You babble more than Blandscape.

When I need the opinion of someone who looks like an early 1800s cave hermit I'll kick your Still over and let you babble it out in frontier gibberish you goober looking and speaking rube.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2018, 03:33:14 PM »

When I need the opinion of someone who looks like an early 1800s cave hermit I'll kick your Still over and let you babble it out in frontier gibberish you goober looking and speaking rube.

What you need is a swift kick upside your cauliflower ear lobes.
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That would be interesting - Obi vs. Oranje, LoCo and Duke.

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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2018, 03:38:15 PM »

What you need is a swift kick upside your cauliflower ear lobes.

Wow, you really got me with that one you Krispie Kreme fed, lice infested Yeti half breed.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2018, 03:43:18 PM »

Wow, you really got me with that one you Krispie Kreme fed, lice infested Yeti half breed.

I knew I would. You can thank me later.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2018, 03:44:46 PM »

It joins your core menu items...cawk, manass and scrote.

Now Johnny let me ask you this question as you appear to be a well respected and erudite member of this group(guffaw).

When you get kicked in the ass does that have the same effect on your buttplug as striking the ignition cap on a mortar round causing your laughable oversized choppers to fly out and decapitate the sugar daddy thats offering you $30 for a bJ?
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« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2018, 03:49:04 PM »

Sugar daddy????? Fark.... 30 bucks for a blowjob? I'd charge $200, just to unzip the fly.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2018, 03:55:32 PM »

Sugar daddy????? Fark.... 30 bucks for a blowjob? I'd charge $200, just to unzip the fly.

So that is your professional opinion? Well it was years ago when you could just go out with a matress strapped to your back and a taxi meter on your belt before you managed to both shrivel up like a prune and inflate like a beach ball.
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2018, 04:02:21 PM »

Although I doubt she swam given her inability to keep her legs close together for an extended period of time.

The Blonde ditz and I go back a long way since I last ran her out of flametown many moons ago. So gather round folks and I will tell you the story, the real one.

When I first rolled up in this joint The Ditz as I called her was flapping her gums a lot and pretending to be intelligent, I soon called her out on this though which soon generated the phrases, Dani Logic, Dani Babble and Dani Tantrum. The Ditz was threatening me with all kinds of stuff, e lawyers, bannings etc but it wouldn't wash. Then I got a PM from one of he kids who messaged me with her account when she had keeled over into a drunken stupor inviting me round.

So I rolled up at Ditz Towers, she was in the back yard threatening me, screaming about e-lawyers, taking of her 6 inch whitr stillettos and throwing them at me, missing this time but later on lost an eye to one but thats another story. Anyway the Ditz high tailed it over the back fence so I made my way into the House.

One of her kids had picked up the loaded revolver she leaves lying on the coffee table and was about to shoot the padlock of the drinks cabinet. I said, "wow there let me try" and they stood back. I saw it was a letter combination padlock so entered the password "password" and the lock sprung open and fell to the ground. The kids grabbed a few bottles of Jack Daniels and I climbed on top of the pile of dirty dishes in the sink and retrieved a few dusty glasses from the cudboard above.

We settled down to drinks and a good Jaw where they told me what a mentalist Ditz was who could hardly keep shit together let alone her thighs. As the convo came to a close I said " Look I find you good decent Kids, intelligent and attractive with good standards and a good taste in Liquor, you are therefor adopted, or more likely abductees so I will do all I can to help you find your real parents.

With that I bid adeu and promised to be in contact with them again, I ran the good for nothing yoyo knickered ditz out of flametown and that was that.

I missed my “Zoo says” messages  :rotf:

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Who helped you write that up?  it’s almost coherent  :lol:
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Re: Well, well well, look who has escaped from Whore Island.
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2018, 04:04:41 PM »

The Ditz he's referring to btw is VC aka Dani.

carry on.

Really? It’s not like loony’s rambling diatribe doesn’t say DANI in it...

Sigh
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