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Not making it to the church on time !?
« on: December 15, 2008, 02:28:17 PM »

I'm even more of a sick prick that I thought because this just cracked me right up  :rotf:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/7784312.stm

Her dad had to give her the old heave ho out the door  :confused:

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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2008, 02:45:29 PM »

LOL! Back in the dark and medieval ages, she would have likely been accused of being a witch due to the horses freaking out right before the wedding and executed by fire.
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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2008, 02:56:37 PM »

The groom should take it as a get out of jail free card and bolt like the horse
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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2008, 03:03:45 PM »

The groom should take it as a get out of jail free card and bolt like the horse


You've got to ask yourself who was driving the car that spooked the horse and why a horse was hired called "Stampede"  :uhuh:
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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2008, 03:31:43 PM »

Next time in January she plans to ride in on top of an over-trained elephant who recently witnessed her calf being killed by someone dressed in all white.


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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2008, 03:44:57 PM »

Funny video, but please stick to the topic of run away horses and weddings or Dopey1 will freak out
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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2008, 04:31:51 PM »

I say we turn this into a weird wedding accidents thread. People are so stupid they can't help but to put themselves in a position for bad things to happen to them.

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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2008, 05:21:50 PM »

This isnt an accident but it's damn funny. Who sez white people can't dance?



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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2008, 05:43:14 PM »

The bride has nice tits
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Re: Not making it to the church on time !?
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2008, 08:23:51 PM »

Funny video, but please stick to the topic of run away horses and weddings or Dopey1 will freak out

this isnt my forum twit, i couldnt give a shit less what you post here.
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2008, 08:35:35 PM »

this isnt my forum twit, i couldnt give a shit less what you post here.

Now thats hardly the way a good Mod should react is it? Christ your a fragile bitch  :rotf:
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2008, 08:41:01 PM »

Now thats hardly the way a good Mod should react is it? Christ your a fragile bitch  :rotf:

i dont mod here. as for "fragile" you obviously dont know me very well. lol

and her tits werent that nice. medium C cup at best.
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2008, 08:41:46 PM »

i dont mod here. as for "fragile" you obviously dont know me very well. lol

and her tits werent that nice. medium C cup at best.

Bigger isnt always better
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2008, 08:55:03 PM »

no but it certainly helps unless theyre just floppy saggers that look like a couple of water filled condoms. or those fake pieces of shit. fake tits remind me of a couple of volleyballs shoved in socks and stapled to a bitches chest.
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2008, 09:06:18 PM »

no but it certainly helps unless theyre just floppy saggers that look like a couple of water filled condoms. or those fake pieces of shit. fake tits remind me of a couple of volleyballs shoved in socks and stapled to a bitches chest.


I agree, as you will see in this picture. The real ones are much nicer than the fake ones

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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2008, 09:22:19 PM »

I agree, as you will see in this picture. The real ones are much nicer than the fake ones




and yet somehow none of them even compare to

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